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"It's been too long. Come here and hurt me a little." - Relmyna Verenim from Shivering Isles.

Yes ma'am!
 

NimbleJack3

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Dart378 said:
"Truckasauras Rex!"
Yet another line spouted by Haggard from Battlefield: Bad Company
"Who'd you think would win in a fight; one o' those Russian tanks or the Truckasaurus Rex?"

"I got this cousin, she has a beautiful voice but a face like a can o' dog food."

Moar Haggard.
 

badgersprite

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"The Enrichment Centre is required to inform you that, at the end of the test, you will be baked. And then there will be cake." -- GLaDOS

Who would have guessed that a self-aware computer could make Freudian slips?
 

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Jak 2

"Surrender and die!"

"Umm, excuse me, but don't you mean, Surrender OR DIE?!"
 

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NimbleJack3 said:
Dart378 said:
"Truckasauras Rex!"
Yet another line spouted by Haggard from Battlefield: Bad Company
"Who'd you think would win in a fight; one o' those Russian tanks or the Truckasaurus Rex?"

"I got this cousin, she has a beautiful voice but a face like a can o' dog food."

Moar Haggard.
Sweetwater:"Was that the one you dated?"

Haggard:"Yeah..."
 

ding of dong

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"Congrats, kids, we count as a nuclear threat! You know the drill - get out there"

Havoc from C&C's first and only FPS, Renegade, as a nuclear missile is launched at you
 

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Planescape torment

Nordom: Attention, Morte. I have a question: do you have a destiny... a purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmatory.
Morte: Then, the answer is yes.

Hive Dweller: (Referring to Morte) Oh, look! A floating skull!
Morte: Oh, look! A talking turd!

Nordom: Attention, Fall-From-Grace. I wish to address your body.
Fall-From-Grace: I beg your pardon?
Nordom: Your body. Your form. Your reason for selecting it. Why?
Fall-From-Grace: Why..? I suppose I find it comforting. Besides, I rather like the wings.
Nordom: It would be more practical for you to assume the form of a modron. It is 13.27% more efficient; give or take +5.2%.
Fall-From-Grace: (gently flirting) Why, Nordom... are you trying to court me?
Nordom: It was not my intention to initiate legal action against you.

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Sonicron

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- "Hello, Deadpool."
- "Black Widow. I feel we've known each other long enough that I can ask you... are you putting on weight?"

- "Weasel, old buddy! I haven't seen you in weeks. Where've you been hiding?"
- "In the hospital. You stabbed me in the leg. Remember?"
- "Oh yeah. That's right. But I had to... you were trying to eat the last cheesy puffs."
- "It was my bag of cheesy puffs!"
- "Well, that's not how I remember it!"

Deadpool, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
 

Martenzo

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A lot of things are already mentioned. Not sure if this one is, but...

Scorch (to himself):"Was it red-red-green or red-green-red?"
Sev:"And he's supposed to be the demolitions expert"
-Star Wars: Republic Commando
 

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" Were outnumbered and totally against the odds John, What do you wanna do?" ......John Rambo "FUCK EM'!" no a game but still legend or Heroes never die.... There just reloading
 

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Thats a funny looking child,oh wait its a dog -Albion citizen

or

On wednesday we drain blood from virgin chickens,on thursday we drink said blood,Friday IS poker night...-Cornelius grim

both from fable II
 

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'When this is over... I'm gunna mate.'
'Sometimes I dream about.. cheese.'
'Heh, and to think all I wanted to do was sell insurance all my life.'

All from Half life 2.