Best NPC line ever said
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Cortana: the message just repeats, regret regret regret.
Johnson: Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret comming to earth, and we most certainly regret the core just blew up our ragity ass fleet.
Second is the best first is just to set the scene
, yeah for neone who doesnt recognise its from halo 2.
Johnson: Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret comming to earth, and we most certainly regret the core just blew up our ragity ass fleet.
Second is the best first is just to set the scene
, yeah for neone who doesnt recognise its from halo 2.
No One Lives Forever
Henchmen 1: So..did you take a look at your paycheck yet?
Henchmen 2: No...I have direct deposit. Why?
Henchmen 1: Well, I joined this group so that I can go about sticking it to the man you know...
Henchmen 2: Yeah...same...here.
Henchmen 1: ...They are garnishing my wages...
Henchmen 2: Who is?
Henchmen 1: Child Support Agency...Bloody hell, man...I damn near don't have enough for a pint.
Henchmen 2: Did you tell the boss about it?
Henchmen 1: He told me that he has no problem planting bombs in Police stations and all of that 'good' villainy but he refuses to mess with child support.
Henchmen 2: Well...serves you right you know...
Henchmen 1: What? I take cares of me own but that...
Henchmen 2: Now now...I have no slandering of women in my presence.
Henchmen 1: Yes...but we're henchmen you know...I mean...bloody henchmen...
At this point I shot them both in the head but I think their was more.
Henchmen 1: So..did you take a look at your paycheck yet?
Henchmen 2: No...I have direct deposit. Why?
Henchmen 1: Well, I joined this group so that I can go about sticking it to the man you know...
Henchmen 2: Yeah...same...here.
Henchmen 1: ...They are garnishing my wages...
Henchmen 2: Who is?
Henchmen 1: Child Support Agency...Bloody hell, man...I damn near don't have enough for a pint.
Henchmen 2: Did you tell the boss about it?
Henchmen 1: He told me that he has no problem planting bombs in Police stations and all of that 'good' villainy but he refuses to mess with child support.
Henchmen 2: Well...serves you right you know...
Henchmen 1: What? I take cares of me own but that...
Henchmen 2: Now now...I have no slandering of women in my presence.
Henchmen 1: Yes...but we're henchmen you know...I mean...bloody henchmen...
At this point I shot them both in the head but I think their was more.
The assassin has overcome my final defense, and now he?s come to murder me.
In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No. A man chooses. A slave obeys. You think you have memories. A farm. A family. An aeroplane. A crash. And then this place.. was there really a family, did that aeroplane crash OR was it hijacked. Forced down. Forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life until they are activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly master. Was a man sent to kill? Or a slave? A man chooses, a slave obeys. Come in.
Stop, would you kindly. Would you kindly. A powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly. Stand, would you kindly. Run. Stop! Turn. A man chooses. A slave obeys.
Kill.
- Andrew Ryan, Bioshock
In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No. A man chooses. A slave obeys. You think you have memories. A farm. A family. An aeroplane. A crash. And then this place.. was there really a family, did that aeroplane crash OR was it hijacked. Forced down. Forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life until they are activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly master. Was a man sent to kill? Or a slave? A man chooses, a slave obeys. Come in.
Stop, would you kindly. Would you kindly. A powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly. Stand, would you kindly. Run. Stop! Turn. A man chooses. A slave obeys.
Kill.
- Andrew Ryan, Bioshock
"Where is the cake? I was told there was going to be cake..."
"> Kill dragon."
"With what, your bear hands?
> yes
"Congraulations, you just kill a dragon with your bear hands!"
"> Kill dragon."
"With what, your bear hands?
> yes
"Congraulations, you just kill a dragon with your bear hands!"
everything liberty prime said from fallout 3 (sorry about caps and long message)
"COMMUNISM IS A LIE."
"DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM."
"COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE."
"CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FAIL...CHINA WILL FALL!"
"VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION:THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA FROM THE RED CHINESE. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!"
"FREEDOM... IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN."
"EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED."
"DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE."
"ENGAGING RED CHINESE AGGRESSORS."
"ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED."
"COMMENCING TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED."
"COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED."
"COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM."
"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!"
"INITIATING DIRECTIVE #7395: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS!"
"THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE!"
"DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH! COMMUNISM IS DEATH!"
"RED CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE!"
"AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!"
"ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!"
"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY ENHANCED PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. ESTABLISHED STRATAGEM INADEQUATE! REVISED STRATAGEM: INITIATE PHOTONIC RESONANCE OVERCHARGE."
"SCANNING DEFENSES... EXPLOITING!"
"WARNING: RED CHINESE ORBITAL STRIKE IMMINENT! ALL PERSONNEL SHOULD REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE - IMMEDIATELY! REPEAT, RED CHINESE ORBITAL STRIKE INBOUND! ALL U.S. ARMY PERSONNEL MUST VACATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY! PROTECTION PROTOCOLS ENGAGED!"
"I... DIE... SO THAT... DEMOCRACY... MAY... LIVE!"
"TACTICAL ASSESMENT:RED CHINESE VICTORY... IMPOSSIBLE"
"COMMUNISM IS A LIE."
"DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM."
"COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE."
"CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FAIL...CHINA WILL FALL!"
"VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION:THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA FROM THE RED CHINESE. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!"
"FREEDOM... IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN."
"EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED."
"DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE."
"ENGAGING RED CHINESE AGGRESSORS."
"ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED."
"COMMENCING TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED."
"COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED."
"COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM."
"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!"
"INITIATING DIRECTIVE #7395: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS!"
"THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE!"
"DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH! COMMUNISM IS DEATH!"
"RED CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE!"
"AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!"
"ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!"
"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY ENHANCED PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. ESTABLISHED STRATAGEM INADEQUATE! REVISED STRATAGEM: INITIATE PHOTONIC RESONANCE OVERCHARGE."
"SCANNING DEFENSES... EXPLOITING!"
"WARNING: RED CHINESE ORBITAL STRIKE IMMINENT! ALL PERSONNEL SHOULD REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE - IMMEDIATELY! REPEAT, RED CHINESE ORBITAL STRIKE INBOUND! ALL U.S. ARMY PERSONNEL MUST VACATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY! PROTECTION PROTOCOLS ENGAGED!"
"I... DIE... SO THAT... DEMOCRACY... MAY... LIVE!"
"TACTICAL ASSESMENT:RED CHINESE VICTORY... IMPOSSIBLE"
"Let's see some I.D.!" - a stormtrooper in Jedi Knight 2 Jedi Outcast said this after I killed his seven clones and three officers in the same room. And he had been firing at me the whole time.
"I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent."
-Leliana from Dragon Age.
Course, I just like Leliana as a character anyway...
-Leliana from Dragon Age.
Course, I just like Leliana as a character anyway...
Not really an NPC but the first time me and a friend played through Gears of War last chapter, we had to redo the Bezerker part like five times and when we finally got rid of it I (playing as Dom) said, "piece a' shit!" and right after Dom of course says, "Piece a' shit!"
Super Lolz at the time.
Super Lolz at the time.
Liberty Prime: Death is the preferable alterinative to communism!
Mr. Gutsy: If I had arms I would strangle the life out of you!
George Button (I'm foggy on the name): Alright, I tried to be civil with you but I see this will end in violence, What shall it be? Rapiers? Dueling pistols at dawn? What have you?
All fallout 3 lines
Mr. Gutsy: If I had arms I would strangle the life out of you!
George Button (I'm foggy on the name): Alright, I tried to be civil with you but I see this will end in violence, What shall it be? Rapiers? Dueling pistols at dawn? What have you?
All fallout 3 lines
