Best NPC line ever said

[Arbitrary Cidin]

"What is a man?! A filthy pile of lies!"
-Castlevania, Final Boss

 

[IamQ]

Sweetwater in bad company when he gets shot, or you shoot him

"*cough* I think my life just passed beneath my eyes..."

 

[Killer Rabbit]

"Crazybarksisdefendinghisrock!"-Crazy barks, Drawn to life.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"I'm so happy i could just tear out you intestines and strangle you with them!"-Sheogorath

 

[blankgabriel]

"What cat?"





lol

 

[VexatiousChris]

"Anything can be penetrated with the right tool" James Bond 007 Nightfire

I played it again recently and almost died when he said that.

Hardly an NPC, but it is during a cutscene I guess.

 

[D-Cypher]

I feel this needs to be bumped for;


"Yes, swooping... is... bad..."

 

[madman485]

theres one enemy in pokemon diamond/pearl/platinum who says "my guitar lies broken and weeping" when you beat him. my friend and i laughed at that for like 10 minutes

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Enchantment!! lol thats probably been said 1000000 times..

and quiet a few lines from uncharted 1 & 2, i had some major lol moments in that game

 

[Professor Cubbage]

"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!!!" - an anonymous guard right before I disembowl him.

 

[Thaius]

There are a lot, largely from Portal. Besides that, the marines in Halo say some fun stuff, but the best lines in those games come from the grunts.

But I'd have to say my favorite is in Pokemon Fire Red, when a young trainer challenges you to a duel and says, "Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

 

[T-Bone24]

"If I die in here, I'll kill him."

 

[rokkolpo]

Whats the penalty for necrophilia in Cyrodill?

aw you got here before me.

dammit.

 

[Forever of the Stars]

"Hello my name is error." from Link's Adventure (Zelda II)

 

[Uilleand]

I feel this needs to be bumped for;


"Yes, swooping... is... bad..."

I wondered when someone would get to that! <3

Garrus: "Some believe that testicle replacements will increase varility, counteract the effects of the genophage, the'll pay 10,000 credits each...thats 40,000 for a full set. [pause] Someone out there is making a killing."

...also...

Ashley: Hm, nobody died.
Kaidan: I could shoot someone if it'd make you feel better.
Ashley: [Pause] Nah, I'm good.

And, also...in total agreement about every single line of dialogue by HK-47

 

[DevTrek]

Farah's last line in this exchange from PoP: Sands of Time-
Farah "Listen to this (reads a love poem)"
Prince "Who cares? What does that even mean"
Farah "I thought you'd like it"
Prince "If you want to find something I'd like look for a book that tells us how to get out of here"
Farah "This isn't that kind of game"

 

[krgskks]

Voodoo Lady: "Two, four, six, eight, who do we assassinate? Largo, Largo, yeah!" from Monkey Island 2