Best NPC line ever said

[Blitzkrieg8]

Everything Sergeant Johnson said

"Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Core just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

"Now I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-***** machine or a giant hula-hoop; We're not gonna let them have it"!

 

[DrEmo]

"*In a mocking voice* It's too high! My head fell off! There's always something wrong with you f*cking kids!"
-Krunk (Metal Arms Glitch in the System)

"We're all gonna dieeeee!"
-Robot Soldier (Ratchet and Clank: Up your Arsenal)

^ Close second.

 

[Hyperone]

Every single line the terrorists say in Rainbow Six Vegas 2

 

[Krion_Vark]

Cod5 Pvt.Polonsky Said...

??? I don't remember a game called Call of Duty 5 being released yet.

"Do a barrel roll!"
Peppy from Lylat Wars

I first heard that line playing Star Fox 64 in the Asteroid Field Level.
Another good line from Peppy is "Use the boost to get through."

but mine from that game has to be the boss on one of the Landmaster levels:
Train Driver: You're too slow! Time to end this!

 

[CaptainKoala]

Some trainer in Pokemon blue:
"I like shorts, they are comfortable and easy to wear."
then the screen went black and a pokemon fight ensued.

 

[Novania]

The Global Agenda Recon Agent.

NPC: "You can't hide forever!" then cloaks

Me (as recon): I use my cloak and jump on a box.

NPC: "Touché..."

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Press X to not die-All of the GOD DAMN, MOTHERFUCKING,BITCHY,OUICK TIME EVENTS!

[edit]PILLZ HERE-LOuis

 

[Miller iz Life]

definitely anything johnson from halo said. and also IRISH in RDR saying "surely i havent fucked ALL their daughters" after being ambushed by mexicans on the boat crossing to mexico. i almost shat myself laughing xD

 

[ottenni]

"What are you here!"

Good old DUTY. So sad that i had to kill them all.

 

[AlisonPrime]

Garfrost hope....giant underpants....clean...save boss...great shame....

Garfrost - Pit of Saron - World of Warcraft

 

[radio1314]

"Ok lets go save us some cheerleaders"
-Haggard BFBC2

 

[xavierxenon]

"Your an asshole"

Some kid in fallout 3. Shame I couldn't kill the little bastard >:C

 

[Ldude893]

Anything by Liberty Prime in Fallout 3.

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism."
"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%"
"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible."
"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."
"Freedom is the sovereign right of every American."

Cheers to the Fallout Wiki. Their collective memory is better than my own.

Ah, the result of a right wing redneck inventor daydreaming about Optimus Prime.

OT: "May I borrow your earpiece? This is Scout, rainbows make me cry." -Spy, Team Fortress 2

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

If it hasn't been mention yet.

A conversation in AC2 between Ezio and his mother.

Maria Auditore: You need to find some more outlets.

Ezio: I have plenty of outlets.

Maria Auditore: I mean besides vagina's

I laughed so hard at that line i actually cried.

 

[brunothepig]

From Morrowind.
You come across a Daedra in a temple. You accuse him of being a Daedra, he tells you to stop. Do this a few times and eventually he'll attack you, after saying this.
"After I kill you, I'll rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
EDIT:

If it hasn't been mention yet.

A conversation in AC2 between Ezio and his mother.

Maria Auditore: You need to find some more outlets.

Ezio: I have plenty of outlets.

Maria Auditore: I mean besides vagina's

I laughed so hard at that line i actually cried.

Oh I remember that. I think I did the same thing. Also, when he's rescued by his uncle.
"What's the matter nephew, don't you remember me? It's-a-me, Mario."
Oh. My. God. I looked at my friend. He looked at me. We burst into laughter.

 

[Coldie]

Baldur's Gate 2 is endlessly quotable. From Jon Irenicus' legendary "I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!" to Minsc's extremely catchy battlecries and peacecries, such as "Ah, we are all heroes - you and Boo and I... Hamsters and rangers everywhere, REJOICE!". The voiced bits are doubleplusgood.

And Jan Jansen is the second most talkative character I've ever seen.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

"All your base are belong to us"

Or does that not count?

Other favorite is probably from Portal

Glados about the companion cube "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

Pretty much anything from Portal was instant classic video game writing.

 

[a Soviet Pie]

Mass Effect 2 - "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a ***** in space!"

 

[benbenthegamerman]

I NEED SCISSORS! 61!