Best NPC line ever said

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Syl4r

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bjj hero said:
Halo Sarg Shtuff
Sarge J at the end of the halo demo;
"So.. you beat the halo demo. Not bad soldier, not bad at all. BUT ARE YOU READY FOR THE REAL DEAL? (he goes on about how FREAKY the game is, yeah he says that) Buy one, heck buy two!"
 

daftskull

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Mordin : Can't talk now, virus found aboard ship. Virus sexually transmitted between Varren. Implications.......................unpleasant!

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Eclectic Dreck

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Alleged_Alec said:
Grunt #1: Me got bad feeling about this.
Grunt #2: You always got bad feeling! You got bad feeling about morning food nipple!

Halo 2
I would suspect this may be related to a similar line from Aliens:

"Frost: Man, I'm telling you, I got a bad feeling about this drop.
Crowe: You always say that, Frost. You always say, "I got a bad feeling about this drop."
Frost: Okay, okay. When we get back without you, I'll call your folks."

Sadly, Frost is assigned the duty of carrying all the ammunition when it's decided that using armor piercing ammunition in a giant thermonuclear reactor isn't the best of plans. The first person to go down (Deitrich) sets Frost on fire. When investigating the sudden problem, Crowe is standing far too close to the now burning ammunition and is killed by an ensuing explosion. Hicks checks his condition and finds him dead and Wierzbowski screamed from the distance. Shortly thereafter, Apone is pounced on by an alien and a few scant minutes later Drake is presumably killed when splashed with copious quantities of acid.

This seems notable because it's probably the quickest I've ever seen named characters get picked off in the course of a movie.
 

Blueruler182

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"The companion cube will not hurt you," said shortly after the thing dropped on my head and hurt me.

"It's a me, Mario," said in Assassin's Creed 2 by Ezio's cousin.

One of those two.
 

Veitchy

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Anything by Liberty Prime in Fallout 3.

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism."
"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%"
"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible."
"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."
"Freedom is the sovereign right of every American."

Cheers to the Fallout Wiki. Their collective memory is better than my own.
 

Dango

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Veitchy said:
Anything by Liberty Prime in Fallout 3.

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism."
"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%"
"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible."
"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."
"Freedom is the sovereign right of every American."

Cheers to the Fallout Wiki. Their collective memory is better than my own.
Oh hell yes
 

fletch_talon

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They say, God invented whisky, so that the Irish couldn't take over the world.
-Red Dead Redemption, Irish

That's as best as I can remember it.
 

Fishehh

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"DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?" "Uhh... yes he does, he's the informant."
The two Lawmen near the end on Red Dead Redemption
 

sketch_zeppelin

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"hypothetically, would a moose have sex with me if i gave it a million dollars"

this is an actual line in the darkness and i dont' care who you are, if your playing through this game for the first time you WILL halt in your tracks to listen to the rest of this insanely stupid conversation just for a sense of closure.
 

Hazy

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"You're standing in my position, sir."

If you know what I'm referencing, your palm just slammed into your face at mach 10.

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imaloony

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"You're standing in my position, sir."
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE SOUL!


"Enchantment!"
-Sandal, Dragon Age: Origins
 

Hazy

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imaloony said:
"You're standing in my position, sir."

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE SOUL!
XD!

"You're gonna get me out, right?"
"Hah! Yeah, you don't fool me, lady - I heard you on the other side of that fucking door, invoking your Gandalf spells and weird shit!"