Best NPC line ever said

[kannibus]

Lilarcor from Baldur's Gate was a riot. Never again has anyone ever managed to put a psychotic self-aware hunk of metal into a game. Well, HK-47 came close.

"You know once, long time ago? Yeah, I was like a Moonblade!"

"I'm the best at what I do and what I do ain't pretty!"

and my absolute favorite

"And that one's for grandma who said I'd never be anything more than a butter knife!"

 

[Fredrikorex]

Half-Life "Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

 

[superbatranger]

"My mother's my sister!!"-Grand Theft Auto 3

I swear, the pedestrians in the GTA games have some of the best lines.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

(In heavy Russian accent): "You are as weak as your democracy!"

Titanium Man from Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2.

 

[thegrimfandango]

I'm surprised there aren't more Dragon Age entries. A lot of the lines in that game had me pissing myself laughing. I find myself running around just to see what they'll say.

"Ooh! A windmill. I once took a ride on the sails of a windmill. Didn't turn out well."

Morrigan: Stop looking at my breasts like that. Tis most disturbing!
Leliana: You don't think so? And if it's cut low in the front we must put your hair up to show off that lovely neck.
Morrigan: You are insane. I would sooner let Alistair dress me.

 

[nicholaxxx]

I AM ERROR

 

[Urgh76]

Cod5 Pvt.Polonsky Said...

"hell ye,burn ya little bastards!"

LOVED THAT PART SOOOO MUCH


Also Cpt Macmillan on COD4...ANYTHING HE SAID ROCKED

NewoW II's Supressed orks "more shootin' less die'in ya gitz"

"Why of course my lad, you can find such a herb in the town of Mooonwall pass...."

You should defidently know what that's from

 

[Urgh76]

Ever line GLaDDOs says, period.

"It's probably nothing"

"You seem attached to it, would you like to marry it? -WELL I WON'T LET YOU!!!"

 

[Codeman90]

"Ok like one time my buddy kieth went camping, but it was at like a bomb testing area. And they wasn't just dropping ordinary bombs. There was like bombs that exploded into other bombs, biological nerve gas bombs and...."

"Ellis, is now the best time."

"ok"

 

[HellbirdIV]

Garrus Vakarian: "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?"
Garrus: "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

 

[joshthor]

pretty much anything said by shale in dragon age origins

The Warden: "So... what now? You go on a killing rampage?"
Shale: "Don't be ridiculous. Well, I wouldn't mind killing the birds... those evil birds and their foul droppings! I could crush them all!"

"Death to all pigeons!"

 

[Gerhardt]

Saint's Row 2

Judge: Mr.Gat, you have been convicted of over three hundred murders. Do you really think this appeal will work?

Gat: I figure with the statutes of limitations it really should be closer to two-fiddy.

Judge: There is no statute of limitation on murder!

And about a hundred more great lines in that game, especially with the main character having the cockney accent.


From World of Warcraft: Raid boss "Professor Putricide"
"That's just an ordinary gas cloud... but watch out! Because that's no ordinary gas cloud!"

 

[Sephychu]

OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN MEHTUL BOXESS! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY.. THEIR MEHTUL BOXES!

or perhaps;

SPESS MEHREENS!

 

[thegrimfandango]

Hahaha I also just remembered the Dragon Age lines if you tell Leliana you'd rather write in your journal, and the ensuing caramel pudding conversation XD

 

[socialmenace42]

EDI in mass 2

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Anything the Soldier says in TF2.

Sniper: "I. WIN. WANKA."

 

[DND Judgement]

"I am the very model of a scientist salarian".... round of applause for dr solus' brilliant singing voice...

 

[Erfinjerfin]

"Oi, Suzy!"

-Capt. Macmillan, CoD4

 

[WrcklessIntent]

Definatly been said already but watever I'll say it again