Best NPC line ever said
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That was win. I quite liked Sander Coehn. Shame I had to kill him later to get that upgrade.shadow_pirate22 said:
That guy was a fucking nutter, and putting him in the ground was quite satisfying. I'm glad there was an achievement for taking a photo of his corpse.Macgyvercas said:
Lol, the irony.
Guards on patrol in Dark Messiah
guard 1: why do we need to guard this stupid boat. the necromancers came in trough the portal and my guess is that they can go back trough it as well.
Guard 2: They pay good and i dont want to ask questions and get turned inot a zombie, now quit your bitching and get back to work
Guard 1: if i wasnt bitching.. how would you know if it was me?
i laughed so hard that i forgot i had to kill them and steal a pair of keys
guard 1: why do we need to guard this stupid boat. the necromancers came in trough the portal and my guess is that they can go back trough it as well.
Guard 2: They pay good and i dont want to ask questions and get turned inot a zombie, now quit your bitching and get back to work
Guard 1: if i wasnt bitching.. how would you know if it was me?
i laughed so hard that i forgot i had to kill them and steal a pair of keys
Assassin's Creed 2's homage to Mario was my favourite line of late.
Turian Councillor: I believe you humans have a saying: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Commander Shepard: Here's another saying: Go to hell!
Tripping Volus: I AM A BIOTIC GOD!
Professor Mordin: 'Never perform experiments on species capable of Calculus.' Simple rule. Never broke it.
Turian Councillor: I believe you humans have a saying: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Commander Shepard: Here's another saying: Go to hell!
Tripping Volus: I AM A BIOTIC GOD!
Professor Mordin: 'Never perform experiments on species capable of Calculus.' Simple rule. Never broke it.
"your hungry mermadon, I can seeit in your eyes!" The arena blades master in Oblivion. I dont know why but that line allways cracks me up.
OR
"Eat my laser! EAT IT!!" R110 Time Splitters future perfect.
(or the alternate version)
"Eat my primitve projectile, EAT IT!"
OR
"Eat my laser! EAT IT!!" R110 Time Splitters future perfect.
(or the alternate version)
"Eat my primitve projectile, EAT IT!"
"STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"
-Oblivion guard.
It's just a video I found that made it hilarious.
-Oblivion guard.
It's just a video I found that made it hilarious.
"The guy that's grinning like a cat with a cream filled arsehole?"
In an irish accent. From The Saboteur.
(Thinking about it, that was a PC line, but still)
In an irish accent. From The Saboteur.
(Thinking about it, that was a PC line, but still)
I don't know if this has been said but of course the classic:
"All your base are belong to us!"
"All your base are belong to us!"
"They lied! They lied! And then they--they left!" - Psychonauts.
"I think it [his name] was 'Joe' -- usually is." Battle Field Badcompany.
"Time's are tough." Every townsperson walking in right circles everywhere.
"I think it [his name] was 'Joe' -- usually is." Battle Field Badcompany.
"Time's are tough." Every townsperson walking in right circles everywhere.