Best NPC line ever said

[MGlBlaze]

"Two plus two is [static] ten. IN BASE-FOUR, I'M FINE!" - GLaDOS, Portal.

"Oh my God, J.C.! A bomb!" - Jock, Deus Ex

Bonus points for anyone here who knows that, in base-4, 2+2 really IS 10.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"Shaundi you ever slept with anyone from "The Pyramid"?" Shaundi- "No" Peirce "Wait what?"

 

[Joshimodo]

I AM ERROR.

 

[Cutter9792]

You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality--you shall chase his dreams, you shall fight his demons, you shall live his nightmares! And those of you who fight well, you will find yourselves on the path to becoming international secret agents-- in other words... Psychonauts!! The rest of you... will die!
[The camera pulls back, and we see that the Coach is actually lecturing a group of terrified children.] -psychonauts

Lol

Also, anything from portal or BFBC.

Plus, one of the most overlooked from COD 4 at the end:
"Alright, men. We're going deep, and we're going hard."
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am. And don't call me Shirley."

Infinity Ward is brilliant to steal from aitplane.

 

[robinkom]

Every line of dialog ever spoken in a game by Cam Clarke. Okay, okay...

This is one of my favorites... from a game called Battle Rangers.

 

[Fenra]

"I have plenty of outlets"
"I mean other than vaginas!"
Ezio and his mother from assassins creed 2... which while im on teh subject "Itsa me Mario!" cracked me up

"Arrr pirate zevran reporting for duty, prepare to be boarded!" - Zevran from dragon age

"I never meant to hurt anyone" - Splicer from Bioshock 1, creepy buggers

Pretty much anything that psycho says in Crysis and finaly "Dont piss in my ear and tell me its raining!" - Wrex from Mass Effect

 

[madman485]

theres one enemy in pokemon diamond/pearl/platinum who says "my guitar lies broken and weeping" when you beat him. my friend and i laughed at that for like 10 minutes

is that a reference to the beatles song?

there's a possibility it could be, but i think they would have used something like "my guitar lies gently weeping."

 

[soapyshooter]

"You've certainly got the minerals" or something like that
Capt MacMillan after you retrieve intel on "All Ghilled Up"

 

[Premonition]

Mario: It's a me! Mario!

Noooo, not that mario. Uncle Mario!

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

"You bring the Fork! Happy day! The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! The short shall tall! Forks for all!" - Big-Head, Shivering Isles

That entire expansion is one of the most quotable games ever made.

Truth. The bolded part could also pass as my favorite line in a game ever.

Also, whenever you die in Half-Life 2, your squadmates sometimes say something like this: "It's OK, he's done this before." They know about F7! Holy crap!

 

[bobofdeath9]

SPlinter Cell: Chaos Theory

when disarming a missile headed for the USS Ronald Reagan, Mr Fisher says, "Wait, does this mean i am going to win one for the Gipper?"

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Here's another one.

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"Oh, how appropraite...you fight like a cow."

ZING

Yugioh the abridged series?

Son, I am disappoint...ed in you.
It's from Monkey Island. Now hand in your Gamer Card and leave this land forever.

 

[karloss01]

Saints Row 2
Gat: Well with the Statute to limitations, it should be closer to 250.
Judge: There is no statute to limitations for murder!
Gat: Why the f*** not?

missed the rest of the cut scene because i was laughing too hard.

 

[Ldude893]

"Sometimes, I like to think about Cheese."

-Random Resistance Member. Half Life 2.

 

[Wintermoot]

you have no cance to survive please make your time:CATS Zero Wing
ANYTHING said by pedestrians in GTA

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US.

Do A Barrel Roll

This thread has been overdone.

 

[Kud]

Screw you! Screw all you fucking downers!
-Bioshock

 

[dannychs1]

destroy all humans 2 said by crypto while killing-IM A FRIKIN SUPANOVA!!!!

 

[Draithx]

"I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!" -Jon Irenicus

 

[SextusMaximus]

Probably been said but:

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"