Best one liner

[pedobearlongcatlazor]

2) "It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all out of gum." Duke Nukem.

Sacrilege!

That line was Ash in Army of Darkness!

incorrect it was from they live

 

[Stir72]

Pretty much anything Tracy Jordan says (30 Rock).

One of my faves: "I cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb *****!?

 

[Harlemura]

A lot of the things Rubi says in Wet.

Two prime examples;
"Why not just shoot yourself, save us both some time?"

and my personal favourite...

"Fuck you, door!".

 

[PurplePlatypus]

?I just used my violence on them.?

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

It isn't my favorite, but its the first that comes to mind.

"I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead."

-The Spirit.