Best One Liners in Movies Films Games or Anime

[omegawyrm]

"What's Boris doin' here? Boris, what are you doin' here?" - Snatch (great delivery)

You could fill up a whole list with just stuff from Snatch.

"Why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets Avi."

 

[shadyh8er]

"Got something that might interest ya!" - The Merchant from RE4.

"The sodas are warm from my body heat," and "I am God y'know." - The cat from Pani Poni Dash.

"Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass." - John McClane from Live Free or Die Hard.

"There was a FIRE FIGHT!" - Willem Dafoe's character in The Boondock Saints.

 

[wolf thing]

/thread.

you sir made my day

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

 

[neonnightlite]

"And all you want in return is my balls" Elfin Lied.

 

[NonyaZ]

You just got sarg'ed-Sarge from BvR

RvB... not BvR...


"Oh, oh, oh. I hope we meet a cleric along the way! None of us know how to heal"
-Caboose

 

[Casual Shinji]

"Life's a ***** and she's back in heat." - They Live

"Kill your family, fuck your friends and have a nice day." - Swimming with Sharks

 

[k-ossuburb]

Pretty much Duke Nukem's entire repertoire.

Oh and "Groovy..." from Ash in Evil Dead II.

 

[drummond13]

The guy at the end of Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail: "He picked the wrong cup"

Upon a guy drinking from a cup and liquefying.

I believe you meant to say: "He chose...poorly."

 

[Layz92]

Many from Scarface like "all I have in this world is my word and my balls and I don't break 'em for nobody" and "I always tell the truth... even when I lie"

 

[randomsix]

The guy at the end of Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail: "He picked the wrong cup"

Upon a guy drinking from a cup and liquefying.

I believe you meant to say: "He chose...poorly."

God... It's been too long.

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar for correcting that.

 

[GUYWITHAGUN]

You just got sarg'ed-Sarge from BvR

RvB... not BvR...


"Oh, oh, oh. I hope we meet a cleric along the way! None of us know how to heal"
-Caboose

MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE, AND I. HATE. BABIES!!!!

and of course the one and only...

"Do you ever wonder why we're here?"

I can't believe no one remembered that. XD

 

[Edorf]

"You cant buy the necessities of life with cookies" - Edward Scissorhand

 

[GUYWITHAGUN]

also one time when two of my friends were caught smoking in school:

*headmaster enters classroom*
Friend 1: *throws cigarette away and steps on it*
Headmaster: Are you boys smoking?
Friend 2: *takes long drag* what, sir?
Friend 1: *Facepalm*

also with the same guys in english class (taught by headmaster)

Headmaster: We need a new topic for a discursive essay..
Friend 1: Alchohol?
Headmaster: no...
Friend 1: Drugs?
Headmaster: no...
Friend 1: Sodomy?
*friend 1 suspended for one week*

 

[mr_hi]

do you even know how to drive an automatic?

 

[tabriaswolfe]

Garrus' romance line from Mass Effect 2 cracked me up: "You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

 

[Crimson_Dragoon]

In honor of Duke Nukem Forever actually coming out:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."

 

[direkiller]

NSFWor anywere without a headset for that matter)

Spoiler

 

[llew]

"expect me to beg human?" "no little insect i expect you to die" *krypto pulls out electricity gun* "mines bigger "