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I actually like "So Big, So Angry, So DEAD!" from Boderland's Mordecai
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I actually like "So Big, So Angry, So DEAD!" from Boderland's Mordecai
"Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team."- Murphy Boondock Saints. Talking to the Russian named Checkov.
"YEAH! you got FUCKED!" rock in 'black lagoon' after the heroes took down a helicopter gunship ( a hind i belive) by using a beached cargoship as a ramp to launch their boat in the air and fire a torpedo at it, said torpedo files through the cockpit, rock is also giving the chopper the finger as he says this
"THANK YOU! FUCK YOU! the villain has arrived!" ladd russo in 'baccano' for no reason other than to make a grand entrance
"we're the police sweetheart, and your civil liberties are about to be violated" one of two melbourne detectives in 'He died with a felafel in his hand'
"Haven't i killed ALL of you yet?!" colonel radec in killzone 2, seconds before you fight him
"Shoot the fat one first!" radec again, this time during the bossfight
"I hope i give you the shits you fucking wimp *spits*" spoon in dog soliders, moments before being eaten by werewolves
"THANK YOU! FUCK YOU! the villain has arrived!" ladd russo in 'baccano' for no reason other than to make a grand entrance
"we're the police sweetheart, and your civil liberties are about to be violated" one of two melbourne detectives in 'He died with a felafel in his hand'
"Haven't i killed ALL of you yet?!" colonel radec in killzone 2, seconds before you fight him
"Shoot the fat one first!" radec again, this time during the bossfight
"I hope i give you the shits you fucking wimp *spits*" spoon in dog soliders, moments before being eaten by werewolves
"I've come up with a great idea: Why not combine the services of both a priest and a barber? Beist sounds a little weird, so we'll go with prarber. Think of all the time you could save! Instead of driving to the church, sitting in a booth, and talking to some guy about all the things you've done wrong, you would do that, but you'd also get a haircut. I'm not really sure what kind of degree you would need, or honestly why anyone would want to do this, but it seems to me that it would be a great idea and a wondefull service to people. How many times have you been in confession and had to admit that one of your sins was denying yourself a haircut? (voice gets shakey) I don't know about you, but its been way too many times for me."
? Ninten, Ninten Speaks: Holy Barbers
Also, The Soldier has a memorable one in Meet The Soldier:
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
? Ninten, Ninten Speaks: Holy Barbers
Also, The Soldier has a memorable one in Meet The Soldier:
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
Probably stretching the definition on "One Liner" with this, but the lines are delivered in rapid succession as one long declarative insult.
"Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
--Rufus T. Firefly--
Duck Soup
Groucho had a lot of great lines in Duck Soup (And everything else he was ever in) So here's a few more.
"Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."
"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. "
"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. "
"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did. "
"Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
--Rufus T. Firefly--
Duck Soup
Groucho had a lot of great lines in Duck Soup (And everything else he was ever in) So here's a few more.
"Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."
"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. "
"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. "
"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did. "
It's very simple and spoken very plainly, it makes you warm and fuzzy when you hear it and you know exactly when it's going to happen.
I'm refering of course.....
I'm refering of course.....
after throwing a sticky grenade directly at the wall in front of him
"it wasnt my fault someone put a wall in my way"
or pretty much anything else caboose says
"it wasnt my fault someone put a wall in my way"
or pretty much anything else caboose says
The heavy in TF2 have got most epic collection of quotes, statements ever..
That baby is made of awesome..
That baby is made of awesome..
"Can you take me to ze nuclear wessels?"
All from Spaceballs:
"You call this a radar?"
"No, sir. We call it Mr. Coffee. Care for some?"
"You idiot. I said fire across her nose, not up it."
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken!?"
And I can't believe I'm the first to get here:
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel."
All from Spaceballs:
"You call this a radar?"
"No, sir. We call it Mr. Coffee. Care for some?"
"You idiot. I said fire across her nose, not up it."
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken!?"
And I can't believe I'm the first to get here:
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel."
