Best piece of random advice possible

[Littlee300]

Give your best piece of random advice possible!

 

[Littlee300]

Oh come on the only comment is "Wear a condom"?

 

[TheTim]

Always be smarter than the lighter >_>

 

[Machiavellian007]

Never forget: the duck is watching you.

 

[Sir Kemper]

People are Idiots.

Be less of an Idiot, and the world is yours.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Don't get stuck on what could of been, or you might miss out on what can be.

 

[Hazy]

Cocaine and grunting will ensure you can take many bullets.
[sub]Isn't that right, Mr. Montana?[/sub]

 

[twasdfzxcv]

Pissing yourself might get you warm for a moment, but you're going to regret it sooner or later.

Oh and don't die doing what you don't want your parents see you doing.

If you have a massive collection of porn, better stay real healthy.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

 

[x434343]

When you're feeling down, all hope is lost, hold out your hand, friends will be friends right till the end. Right, Mr. Mercury?

 

[MellowFellow]

Not From Concentrate has some good advice.

http://www.nfccomic.com/index.php?comic=17

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well I think my avatar has some good advice

<---- watch and be amazed

Not sure if its a quote, I just came up with it while making it

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Approach your problems logically and break them down to their components.

Up up down down left right left right B A.

DON'T PANIC

 

[crimsonshrouds]

Remember the cat in the ceiling is watching you... masturbate

 

[CouchCommando]

Never trust a man with two first names.

 

[Kagim]

Well I think my avatar has some good advice

<---- watch and be amazed

Not sure if its a quote, I just came up with it while making it

You made that? Damn that's awesome. Seriously.

OT:

Violence isn't the answer, but it can be a good step towards finding it. -Teacher

Better to live and suffer then die and never know what coulda been. -Dad

Stand up straight, smile, take pride in your strides. Your a *my last name* and be damn proud of that. -Dad

Don't touch the jumper cables together when its hooked up to the battery.
Why?
Because you'll die -Me and my dad fixing his car.

My dad is awesome.

 

[Velvo]

This too shall pass.

Milk ain't supposed to be digestible after childhood.

Star Wars ain't supposed to be good after childhood.

Don't use science to prove that you're right, use science to become right.

Stay FAR AWAY from Gary, Indiana.

 

[Kiriona]

Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk is still shitty.

 

[himemiya1650]

Push the action button to open the door.