Best piece of random advice possible

[Prideful Heretic]

A dirty bird only THINKS he can fly.

 

[Uncreative]

If you're not happy, do something else.

 

[Littlee300]

If you only get to touch it once-touch it good.

Why do I feel like you are talking about your wife? Good advice

 

[chiggerwood]

If she'll fuck you she's probably fucked 10 guys buy now. -My mom

Only pussies go for the balls. Fight like a damn man. -My mom (again)

You wanna lose weight? Close the damn fridge. - who do you think?

Yes she may be crass, but she's also a sweet loving soul.

 

[SpaceCop]

Never pet a burning dog.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Brick Walls > Your Face.
This is the word of God. And he knows alot more then you. Don't try and test this, it causes severe bleeding from the nose and laughter from everyone in the surronding states.

And I totally don't know that from experience.

 

[knumpify]

bring a knife to a fist fight, a gun to a knife fight, and a cop to a gun fight

 

[pearcinator]

Do not drink and bake.

 

[pearcinator]

do not drink and bake

 

[Mr. Mike]

Never trust a man with two first names.

Hey, I'm the most trustworthy person in my circle of friends!

 

[Harn]

bring a knife to a fist fight, a gun to a knife fight, and a cop to a gun fight

What do you bring to a cop fight?

Anyhow~

That age old advice:

Don't fry bacon in the nude.

 

[theincurabletragedy]

"DON'T PANIC"
and the good old "there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake". :3

tbh for random advice you can't go past 'Always Wear Sunscreen' by Mary Schmidt. Read it: http://www.girlsaskguys.com/Articles/Behavior/Always-wear-sunscreen.html

 

[demoman_chaos]

DOOOOOODGE!!!!

 

[Littlee300]

Before you can perfect your work you must first perfect your tools

Strive to be the dumbest person in the room (think about it)

I am not understanding this...

It means hang with smart people.

Yeah it was already explained to me in the thread /:

Don't kick that cat if you're a Buddhist! You'll regret it.

Funny

 

[jamie_panda]

When crossing the border/entering a country:

"Never annoy someone with the legal authority to stick their finger up your arse" (i.e. perform a full cavity search on you)

Sage advice from my brother to me...

 

[notruenonsequitur]

one word, succeed

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Wake up Mr/Ms/Mrs.*insert name*, wake up and know reality.

Bending your mind to the brink can cause rather unexpected apiphanes, said apiphanes may not be completely reliable when normality is restored.

Wisdom is gained from expirience, knowledge is gained from stories. Knowledge is safe, expirience is fun.

Staying up till 3 A.M. coming up with random ,fortune cookie like, sayings is not a substitute for sleep.

 

[Sir Moomin]

Peter Molyneux will never let you down.

 

[Alphavillain]

Don't be afraid of looking a fool for wearing sunglasses on a sunny winter day. They're sunglasses, not summerglasses.