Best piece of random advice possible

[Alphavillain]

Always carry a clean hankerchief with you. It could just save somebody's life.

 

[Rainforce]

"Insanity is always a valid option."

 

[Maquette]

Keep calm and carry on.

 

[Aidan Mutzelburg]

Always be true to yourself. Don't compromise your beliefs.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and they are usually full of shit

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

They may screw you over, they may annoy you, they may not seem reasonable, but your family is your family, stick with them.

also, on a lighter note.

Never, and I say NEVER, drop a rabid weasel down your pants.

 

[Tdc2182]

"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool" Best advice ever given to me. My brother is a great man.

 

[Pegghead]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

 

[Kasawd]

People are much less stupid than you think.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE ANYONE.

 

[Kasawd]

"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool" Best advice ever given to me. My brother is a great man.

Wrap it twice, cuz' aids ain't nice.

 

[EndlessSarcasm]

"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind"

From everywhere on the internet it seems, after a Google search.

 

[Tdc2182]

"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool" Best advice ever given to me. My brother is a great man.

Wrap it twice, cuz' aids ain't nice.

That was... that was beautiful.

 

[The Thief]

[sub]Seriously? Nobody has said it yet? Alrighty, here goes...[/sub]

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

 

[Kasawd]

"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool" Best advice ever given to me. My brother is a great man.

Wrap it twice, cuz' aids ain't nice.

That was... that was beautiful.

I do what I can, though I am fairly sure I've heard it before.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

The fatter you are the more bulletproof you are

 

[Archer147]

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

If you can read this, you are probably not dead yet.

 

[Saargston]

"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool" Best advice ever given to me. My brother is a great man.

Wrap it twice, cuz' aids ain't nice.

That was... that was beautiful.

You know, you might think that the double condom is more secure, but I assure you; that myth is just friction

 

[snide_cake]

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