Best piece of random advice possible

[Carbonic Penguin]

"Beware the voices of sensible men, who sing almost in tune and know all the words" Ebbitt, the Seventh Tower.
Strangely, the rest of the characters think he's being crazy (again), even though it makes perfect sense (to me anyway).

 

[CINN4M0N]

Spoiler: As the bucketlist will tell you

Never trust a fart, and never waste a boner.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Don't be a dick. - The Unwritten 11th commandment.

 

[firedfns13]

WEAR. SUNSCREEN.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists....

Are we talking my random wanderings of my life's philosophy that I've cynically given to a few friends of mine? If so, "Trust is a weakness" and "expect nothing from anyone but yourself".
Theyre kind of extensions on one another.

 

[CINN4M0N]

Nothing is true, everything is permitted!!

 

[Serioli]

Before you can perfect your work you must first perfect your tools

Strive to be the dumbest person in the room (think about it)

 

[foodmaniac]

If you care for someone, burn their name across the sky - Powderfinger

 

[chiggerwood]

Don't accept a blow job from a badger.

 

[Littlee300]

Before you can perfect your work you must first perfect your tools

Strive to be the dumbest person in the room (think about it)

I am not understanding this...

 

[Skeletor 0]

Always Remember Who You Are

 

[feather240]

Dignity and Honor are for the dead and homeless.

 

[DoW Lowen]

It's like my third grade teacher always use to say "you show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

 

[Littlee300]

This was a good idea for a thread
So much enlightening and insightful stuff!

 

[Elburzito]

Don't kick that cat if you're a Buddhist! You'll regret it.

 

[Serioli]

Before you can perfect your work you must first perfect your tools

Strive to be the dumbest person in the room (think about it)

I am not understanding this...

From the other angle: Surround yourself with smart people (can go further with 'listen and learn from them')

 

[shadowstriker86]

Never EVER disturb John Goodman when he's asleep or eating.