Best piece of random advice possible

[AWDMANOUT]

The cake is a lie.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Take the smaller present.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't eat yellow snow.

But it might be beer!

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Never drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar until all the pickles are gone.

Just thought I'd throw that one out.

 

[Claymorez]

Don't go swimming when the sun is 45* to your position in teh sky.

 

[Quaxar]

Pointy end of stick goes into the other one.

 

[TheLine999]

Those who take the long route will end up better off, unless you're being chased by badgers.

Violence is not the answer, it is the quesion and the answer is yes.

Never enter in a battle of wits with a 13 year old because they're unarmed.

 

[KP Shadow]

Welcom

Those who take the long route will end up better off, unless you're being chased by badgers.

Violence is not the answer, it is the quesion and the answer is yes.

Never enter in a battle of wits with a 13 year old because they're unarmed.

Hey, welcome to the Escapist!

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Kill 'em all, let God sort them out

You don't have to be the fastest runner to live; just faster than the other guy.

Two wrongs never make a right.

EDIT: Procrastination is like Masturbation; no matter how good it feels at the time, in the end all you have done is fucked yourself.

2nd EDIT: Life is about being happy with who you are, but there are some basic social ideals you should aspire towards(I.e. shower often, don't kill people)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Make yourself indispensable. You should always be too valuable to be gotten rid of.

I like this one.

 

[Threx]

Don't date some you suspect may be bipolar. Doesn't end well.

 

[Tucker154]

"When all hope is lost,call in a airstrike"-Unknown-I just got that off of CoD4

"Always be yourself,because then you will know who is a true friend that will pick you up when ever you are down rather stab you in the back when you are at your weakest."-Me

 

[Amnetic]

Don't eat yellow snow.

But it might be beer!

Not worth the risk.

 

[fanozelda9]

From a Dmeteri Martin standup special:
A good way to start a conversation is to ask a question like "What's your favorite color?"
A good way to end a conversation is to ask a question like "What's your favorite color.........person?"

 

[Littlee300]

Never take advice from strangers on Internet forums.

I enjoy paradoxes

 

[Free Thinker]

Never cook bacon while not wearing a shirt. Ever!

 

[Da Joz]

Stretch out every morning because you never know when you will suddenly be running for your life.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Repression is not the way to virtue. When people restrain themselves out of fear, their lives are by necessity diminished. Only through freely chosen discipline can life be enjoyed and still kept within the bounds of reason.