Best Quote from a game?

[Leatherface515]

Samicide
Didnt i kick your ass two rooms back?

-Serious Sam

Bill - I'll see peace back on Earth and if I have to murder everyone one of these animals with my own bare hands.
Francis- "I'm gonna tear that bell down and shove it up your ass!
Bill - Speak up Francis, your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your ass.
Francis - Let's see, I'm Francis and that's Grandpa Bill and THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!!!

- Left 4 dead
That'd be mine .

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

"Not afraid of the dark are you?"

 

[Shock and Awe]

A whole lot of these are great.

 

[rekabdarb]

"It took hundreds to kill me, but I killed humans by the thousands!"
- Luca Blight, Suikoden 2

you sir are on my shit list because of that quote... i've been looking for that game for so long, eventually bought it... guess where it froze. When i first get to meet the mad man

Wow, this is just like Counter-Strike! - Louis L4D

You Must Construct Additional Pylons. I believe this is from not starcraft but uhmm hmmm i believe diablo 1

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

"It took hundreds to kill me, but I killed humans by the thousands!"
- Luca Blight, Suikoden 2

you sir are on my shit list because of that quote... i've been looking for that game for so long, eventually bought it... guess where it froze. When i first get to meet the mad man

Oh man, you're missing out. He's one of my favorite videogame villains.

"You can round up a million maggots to try to defeat me... but you'll still all just be maggots!"

sorry to rub it in

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

"Your pathetic magics are useless, LET THIS END." - Jon Irenicus. Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn

"Gary...Garrryy...GARY!" - One of the Gary's from Gary vault, Fallout 3

And of course...
PILLS HERE!

 

[cybran]

"We're airborne, we're meant to be surronded"

- Company of heroes, the airbornes

 

[Reg5879]

"IF IT SCREAMS, SHOOT IT...IF IT SCREAMS IN GERMAN, SHOOT IT AGAIN!!!" - Brothers In Arms Hell's Highway

 

[Spongebobdickpants]

Nick L4D2 (on rochelle's death) "Well there goes repopulating the earth"

 

[MCDeltaT]

"I wanna be a blitzball when I grow up"

 

[OtakuNinja]

"I am no Hero never was and never will be"

I Love You

 

[Layz92]

*in russian accent* "In Russia they lack vision and money, while in America... well they still lack vision but they do have money"

I hope many people have played this fun game (though the aiming is kinda nasty)

 

[Jenova65]

''Pure Pazaak'' - Atton Rand Kotor II
''I think we're going to need a bigger boot, Commander'' - Kaidan Alenko Mass Effect
And the whole of Kirrahe's ''Held the line'', speech from Mass Effect.

 

[Liberaliter]

"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

- Imperial Guard, Oblivion.

 

[andriod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVsijmCFs50
nuff said

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"Thirty years hence, I am presented with a dilemma - let's call it a two-sided coin. If the coin falls one way, I sacrifice myself and thus restore the Pillars. But as the last surviving vampire in Nosgoth, this would mean the annihilation of our species. If the coin lands on the reverse, I refuse the sacrifice and thus doom the Pillars to an eternity of collapse. Either way, the game is rigged. But suppose you throw a coin enough times...suppose one day, it lands on its edge."

Kain, Legacy of Kain

You never see any quotes from these games.

 

[Colonel Joson]

"Have you found the chip?"
"Nuh-Uh!"
"Oh thats great... can I have the chip, please?".
"Nungh!"
"No,not that, I want the com-pu-ter chip".
"Nungh!"
"No... The chip...!"
"Nungh!".
"JUST-GIVE-ME-THE-CHIP!".
"*Sigh* Thank you, now go to the library an rest a while ok?".
"Nuh-huh? Huh-Nuh?".
"Yes... you can touch things...".

Fallout 1 A low Intelligence Character returns the water chip.

 

[crobulator]

"fat mob boss: dont think you can pull one over ME!
vault dweller: oh, i can put one over you, i just cant put one AROUND YOU." - fallout 1.

"sergeant: sir issaac newton is the deadliest son of a bicth in space!" - mass effect 2.

"woah, is that some kind of giant condom?" - hooker commenting on power armor in new reno, fallout 2.

"HHHHHHRRRRRRRGGHVJQHGJGVFWHVGJVGCHJVG" - retarded vault dweller, fallout 1.

more to come if i can remember them.

awesome these and "snake we are not tools of the government or anyone else fighting was the only thing the ONLY thing i was good at snake .... farewell"Metal Gear Solid
"i'm the bad guy try to stop me" Shepard-Mass effect

 

[Gamurga]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVsijmCFs50
nuff said

hell yes! "all your base are belong to us"

my pics:
"what a horrible night to have a curse" castlevania 2

"I am error" zelda 2

"barf!" river city ransom