Best Quote from a game?

[Withall]

"They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the -test chamber-"

"Kleiner" from Half-Life 1. If *that* line and the tone of voice doesn't signifiy "your doom, coming up!", NOTHING will.

 

[Haagrum]

Star Control 2 - the history lesson on the end of the Ur-Quan War.

"Three days later the Ur-Quan vaporized our last remaining laser-forts on the moon, and Dreadnoughts took up geo-synchronous position above Rome, Moscow, Beijing, Tokyo, London, Buenos Aires, and Washington.

We'd lost the War and we knew it, but the Ur-Quan decided to make it real clear... and that's why if you check our most recent maps, you won't find Buenos Aires."

 

[Phoenix09215]

THIS IS MA BOOMSTICK!!

 

[Reenix]

"That's some strong bubble bath".

Points to anyone who knows where that's from.

 

[Discord]

pretty much all of these from Nazi Zombies

 

[vivalahelvig]

"...."
Gordon Freeman

 

[Burningsok]

Cole: Look at all that juuice!
Dom: Hey Marcus, how much do you think all that emulsion is worth?
Marcus: I can't count that high.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Almost all of the dialogue options in Mass Effect that make sheperd act like a dick to everyone.

 

[CrashingNickel]

Wrex in ME1: "lets talk about the time the turians tryed to kill us. That was fun."

 

[GeneralFungi]

Technically this game didn't come out yet, but I love this line.

"We both said a lot of things we're going to regret, but let's but our differences behind us. For the sake of science, you monster."

-Portal 2

"Tank beats ghost!"
"Tank beats hunter!"
"Tank beats everything! I could do this all day!"

-Halo 3

 

[masher]

Certainty not the best, but I did really like the "Overlord" moment with Joker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUX4cL1AP28

Then again, Mordin's song was also great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFz_NbEIZrg

 

[Gintoki]

"Stay a while, and listen..." - Deckard Cain, Diablo 1/2

 

[standokan]

good guy and bad both armed and aiming at eachother.
bad guy: you don't have the guts to shoot.
good guy: you won't have the guts to shoot in 3 seconds.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

"The truth will set you free"
"You're entire army killed by one man..."
"let's go out with a bang"*booooom*
"KAMIKAZE"

 

[nin_ninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1yrvVCuow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hApDzQP8E8o

Don't know how to put videos in.

 

[Boba Frag]

A whole lot of these are great.

Priceless! Must get round to playing Shepard as a bastard next playthrough

"What are you really afraid of Bats? That you won't be able to save all those doctors in time?
That you won't be able to stop me?
ME, in a THONG?!?!?"

Joker, Arkham Asylum.

EDIT:

Oh, and how could I forget Mordin's "I am the very model of a scientist Salarian"! from ME2.

 

[chinangel]

Virtually everything said by Peter Veckman in the Ghostbusters game. This guy's lines are sarcastic solid gold.

but also:
Elder God: "What do you gain from this defiance?"
Raziel: "There is some grim satisfaction in infuriating YOU!"

 

[8-Bit Grin]

"fat mob boss: dont think you can pull one over ME!
vault dweller: oh, i can put one over you, i just cant put one AROUND YOU." - fallout 1.

"sergeant: sir issaac newton is the deadliest son of a bicth in space!" - mass effect 2.

"woah, is that some kind of giant condom?" - hooker commenting on power armor in new reno, fallout 2.

"HHHHHHRRRRRRRGGHVJQHGJGVFWHVGJVGCHJVG" - retarded vault dweller, fallout 1.

more to come if i can remember them.

Ahahaha, Fallout is by far the best for funny quotes. These. A thousand times, these.

 

[Mariakitten]

"Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!" -Duke Nukem (Newkum? Nukam?)