Best Quote from a game?
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"To map the very stuff of life; to look into the genetic mirror and watch a million generations march past. That, friends, is both our curse and our proudest achievement. For it is in reaching to our beginnings that we begin to learn who we truly are."
Anyone?
Anyone?
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Im pretty sure all of mine have been said already.
"STOP. You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
"Peelz here."
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And Im all out of gum."
"STOP. You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
"Peelz here."
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And Im all out of gum."
GET OVER HERE!!! -Scorpion
Do a barrel roll! -Peppy
You like Castlevania, don't you? -Psycho Mantis
Do a barrel roll! -Peppy
You like Castlevania, don't you? -Psycho Mantis
Of all the lines in Portal, "the cake is a lie" is probably the worst in terms of originality, humor, and the cancer it was capable of infecting the internet with. ANYTHING from Portal made a better line than that, such as this:
[in a room flooded with toxic acid] "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"
or this:
"You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"
[in a room flooded with toxic acid] "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"
or this:
"You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"
"What are you? President of his fan club?"
"No, that would be your MOTHER!" - The Spy
Or:
"What are you really afraid of Bats? That you won't be able to save all those doctors in time?
That you won't be able to stop me?
ME, in a THONG?!" - The Joker, Arkham Asylum
EDIT: Damn, Ninja'd
"No, that would be your MOTHER!" - The Spy
Or:
"What are you really afraid of Bats? That you won't be able to save all those doctors in time?
That you won't be able to stop me?
ME, in a THONG?!" - The Joker, Arkham Asylum
EDIT: Damn, Ninja'd
gmaniswatching said:
They never SAY "the cake is a lie". It's a great sentence and it brings a whole new level of creepyness to an already creepy situation, but don't put quotation marks around it. Nobody SAYS it. That actually pisses me off to no end when people say that sombody says "the cake is a lie", IT'S NOT TRUE. [footnote]If, grammatically speaking, you can put quotation marks around something that is written, and if that is what you mean, I apologize for my ranting.[/footnote]Lacsapix said:
/rant
My favourite quotes are: "I am the Milk Man. My milk is delicious"
And: "There's something wrong about coughing up blood that isn't yours"
And: "We have added a consequence for failure, any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"
I lol'd so hard when I heard that last one. ^^
Hmm... well, right now I'm playing Kotor 2, and HK-47 is AWESOME!!!
HK47: "Statement: One of my previous masters died when he attacked me with a stylus."
Revan: "I thought you told me you couldn`t kill your owners."
HK47: "Clarification: NO master, I did not kill him. When he attacked me he amanged to jam the tip of the stylus into one of my primary motivator circuits. The resulting electrical surge fried the meatbag. A shame."
Revan: "Why a shame. I thought you didn`t like him."
HK47: "Clarification: Mo master I didn`t but I had to admit that to hit such a miniscule target was almost impossible to calaculate. I would have congratulated his smoking remains, but he semed reluctant to talk after that."
HK47:"Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master.
It is suggested you run while my blasters warm up,
meatbags."
When you ask why HK47 is so eager to kill,
HK47:"Statement: Even a droid is allowed some fun once in a while, master".
HK47: "Statement: One of my previous masters died when he attacked me with a stylus."
Revan: "I thought you told me you couldn`t kill your owners."
HK47: "Clarification: NO master, I did not kill him. When he attacked me he amanged to jam the tip of the stylus into one of my primary motivator circuits. The resulting electrical surge fried the meatbag. A shame."
Revan: "Why a shame. I thought you didn`t like him."
HK47: "Clarification: Mo master I didn`t but I had to admit that to hit such a miniscule target was almost impossible to calaculate. I would have congratulated his smoking remains, but he semed reluctant to talk after that."
HK47:"Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master.
It is suggested you run while my blasters warm up,
meatbags."
When you ask why HK47 is so eager to kill,
HK47:"Statement: Even a droid is allowed some fun once in a while, master".
anything on VCTR, WCTR and Chatterbox.
"I'm gona build a 45 foot tall highly fortified structure in the shape of the most powerful thing on earth, me."
"I'm gona build a 45 foot tall highly fortified structure in the shape of the most powerful thing on earth, me."