Best Quote from a game?

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black-magic

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Bioshocks opening gives me chills, I watch it occasionally to remember that humans have the potential for creativity still.

I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question:
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Rapture!

A city where the artist would not fear the censor.
Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality.
Where the great would not be constrained by the small.
And with the sweat of your brow,
Rapture can become your city as well.
Andrew Ryan

 

tabriaswolfe

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Mordin singing in ME2 is excellent, I laughed a for while after that one. I'd also include any sex advice he gives you about your love interest.
 

whaleswiththumbs

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I wish the people who referenced portal would jump off a bridge. Its really old, and unlike your mother, we don't love him the same.
 

ICanBreakTheseCuffs

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Communist partisan said:
"Let's kick some ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all outta gum."
howabout I've come here here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all out of ASS

OP:mine's probably when you got the BB gun in fallout 3 and if you shoot your dad he'll say "STOP SCREWING AROUND"fucking hilarious
 

Tdc2182

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Strangely a quote from a Read Dead bad guy. (To paraphrase because I dont remember entirely) "Civilizations is boring because of the laws that protect it. The alternative is a man with a gun vs. another man. People would much rather have it boring. We are here to protect that."

Coming from a bad guy, that is a pretty good message.
 

A Playful Shark

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There was a daedra in Morrowind who said something along the lines of "I'm going to kill you and rape your corpse!"

When i first saw that i was a little unnerved and surprised and i still remember it.
 

ICanBreakTheseCuffs

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The most epic of them that beats others by far..........................................................................................................PILLZZZZZZZZZ HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 

teutonicman

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ColdStorage said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HfCqw_8iKo

Bullet Storm will scare your dick off
Holy shit that game look hilarious.

You're an inspiration for birth control.
 

gameo53

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"So, here I am, king, king of all the land. Who would have though that? Not me. I guess you know who these guys are? because I certainly do, I don't wanna know them. and yet I may be king, I have all the money in the world, and all the land but I don't really want it. I just wanna go home, with Berri and I don't know, have a bottle of beer. It's not gonna happen, it's true what they say, The grass is always greener, and you don't really know what you have until its gone... gone... GONE." -Conker

From bad fur day, as funny as that game was that line got me.
 

Misterian

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Merchant: No thanks!

Mcduff: What do you mean 'no thanks'? here's your stinking fish! (hands fish)

Merchant: Uh, sorry, we're closed.

Mcduff: No you're not! you're wide open!

Merchant: (chuckles) so we are, sorry, my fault.

- Great Adventures by Fisher Price Castle.

haha! sorry.

But serious, I'd say anything from Soul Calibur 2, All those fighters have great one-liners.
 

Cliffie

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There are a lot of game quotes. Tho, the best ones I can think of all come from the same man + hamster.

Yeah, you guessed it, Minsc from BG2.

"My hamster does not like your tone. Away with ye."

"You point, I punch."

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge. "

"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster! "

"The bigger they are, the harder I hit!"

Yeah, I could do this all day. Minsc is awesome.
 

rtbailey

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From halo 1, third level, its hard to hear, but I do love it.

"So how are we supposed to get on board? Core issued me a rifle, not wings."
Nameless Marine