best random comeback?

[GrinningManiac]

It's a crying shame you did that to those kids

Ends the argument, makes him the bad guy and draw all attention onto him and off me

 

[Kwaren]

if i wanted a comeback i would wipe it off your chin

 

[geldonyetich]

Whatever. Someday, we're going to be dead anyway.

Sort of a, "woah, shit, why the hell did I think insulting him was going to make me feel better" sort of thing.

 

[weecath77]

"Lick my flange" was a favourite of mine.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

I have said this on multiple occasions to multiple people.
Whenever someone says something is too hard, I would usually reply with "Do you know what else is hard? This table, it's very sturdy and made out of wood. Do you want to know what else have wood? This chair."
It works like a charm.

 

[Drundy]

guy:Hey Jeff your breath smells!
Jeff:Two camels in a tiny car!!!

 

[Ed.]

my friend had a bit of a rant going on about ow we where idiots and the rant ended

her: ..and despite you idiots my brain cells are still intact
me: what both of them?

 

[silver wolf009]

I was being insulted by a girl who has an annoying habit to do tounge clicks when she talks so half way i just turn around and respond with "*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* peanutbutter"

 

[Flying Dagger]

a friend of mine said "So how many gay pornos has your hat been in?"
to which i replied "I don't know, i don't watch them"
to which he replied "No, you just star in them"

which is pretty funny even if i came off worse.

also: Sorry, i'm not really into pokemon.