Best ...Rant, Comment,Quote you can think of or read somewhere
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Don't you talk to me?Jedamethis said:
I would have expected that to void your statement...
SEE?IdealistCommi said:
This guy gives me some credit.
Sheesh. It's like I'm not acting out enough or something.
:-/
And I'd say the best Rant would be something by WanderFreak.
If you have not read any of his Ranty Reviews, then you are spending time in the wrong section right now, and need to search for his bits. They are golden.
Although I am proud of making two people shit bricks when I asked them how their cake was, and they were both eating cake offline.
That was nice.
That link, sir, is possibly THE best post I have ever seen!MusicalFreedom said:
OT well best rant I've heard in music would possibly be 'Kim'... But my friend's outburst of "fuck you you fucking fuck" has to be at least close second
I can't remember any of my own unfortunately, but give me another couple days of work and a fresh rant will be ready
Well, every time my best friend gets a girlfriend, I'm obligated to insult her as much as possible.
"Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? Her pimp told her to.
Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? To have sex with the other side.
Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? She hadn't had sex with the chicken yet!"
Sometimes I get lazy and just call her a whore.
"Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? Her pimp told her to.
Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? To have sex with the other side.
Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? She hadn't had sex with the chicken yet!"
Sometimes I get lazy and just call her a whore.
I've got 2
#1 "... I WAS FROZEN TODAY!" - Christopher Lloyd, Suburban Commando.
#2 "Anarchy is a Warm Puppy..." Me, Grade 11 American History.
#1 "... I WAS FROZEN TODAY!" - Christopher Lloyd, Suburban Commando.
#2 "Anarchy is a Warm Puppy..." Me, Grade 11 American History.
Personally i never really liked bash.org - While some of it may of been funny, very rarely did any of it seem spontaneous or actually a result of a random converstion between people.
Most the time it was clearly a set up and that rendered most of them pointless and not as funny.
On Topic:
While i may not agree with what you are saying, i'll defend to your death my right to stop you from saying it.
Thoughts are not real - You just think they are.
All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively. There is no death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
I could go on...but most of these are probably common by now so i should stop.
Most the time it was clearly a set up and that rendered most of them pointless and not as funny.
On Topic:
While i may not agree with what you are saying, i'll defend to your death my right to stop you from saying it.
Thoughts are not real - You just think they are.
All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively. There is no death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
I could go on...but most of these are probably common by now so i should stop.
I remember writing an essay about the reasons I dislike writing essays, (this one didn't actually count as I had already passed at this stage) the marker had written ontop "Maybe if you had a better outlook you'd have done a bit better! *=] smiley face*" I thought it was excellent since most markers we expect to be souless employees with no personallity.
Ha, i did that all the time. the topic of one of the papers i had to write was about "something i wish i had better prepared for" so of course i went into great detail on how i would prepare a paper over how i would better prepare for something......i got a 65Kurokami said:
I don't have a home, I'm posting this from a wifi hotspot!.2012 Wont Happen said:
I have a key, you turn it and the door opens.
and if you want to say... leave your door unlocked and come back in without using a key?ColdStorage said:
Most of the time when I go in my house, I just went out to grab something real quick
At every house and flat I've lived in I have needed to use a key to open the front door.2012 Wont Happen said:
My caravan is different, that has a door knob, I'm not implying you are a pikey, just an observation i've made.