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EllaAlle

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Rant: Teenage Girls

Good God ladies, learn to take a compliment.
There's a difference between modesty and just digging for attention.

Guy #1: You look really nice!
Girl #1: Hahaha, nah I don't think so but thankies!

Girl #2: Omg girl, you look so pretty! You're beautiful! I'm jealous! *haha*
Girl #1: Omg girl NO! You're so wrong haha. I'm not beautiful, YOU ARE. Quit lieing. Haha.
Girl #2: Haha, no I'm not. YOU are.
Girl #1: No, I'm not beautiful. You are. Haa.

STFU BOTH OF YOU!
Modesty is nice, ladies.
But putting yourself down just to hear people contradict it is beyond annoying.
Example number two: the Myspace photo

[Facebook/Myspace photo here: very cliché. Holding a camera, with the arm sticking out, making a pouty face and a peace sign with the free hand. No doubt wearing a low-cut cami with a black bra popping up from the top. Clearly the girl took 10000000 photos until she chose this one to put up. She's very happy with the way she looks, even though the caption reads:]

[Caption below cliche teenage girl photo]: OMG I look so gross but whatevs lolzzz

[Comments by friends/posters]:

Commenter #1: Omggz baby girl you so fwine. Lolz
Girl: Lol nahh I don't but thanks anyway baby! YOU're the beautiful one!
Commenter #1: Lol no im not and you are beautiful
Girl: Ha well if you say so.
Commenter #2: Bootiful
Girl: Haa thanks cakes. But I dont know what youre talking about

Do you all know what I mean?
Because this gets so old so fast.
STOP DIGGING FOR ATTENTION.
And Good God,
please, please stop with those Myspace photos of yourself posing in front of a mirror with the camera in your hand; the flash going off in the reflection, while you make a pouty face and hold up a peace sign with your free hand.

Rant. Done.

Posted by: Pirate-At-Heart
I laughed. Can't think of anything to add though.
 

Neonbob

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Jedamethis said:
er......I talk to relatively sane people, so I couldn't top those
Don't you talk to me?
I would have expected that to void your statement...
IdealistCommi said:
Some of the conversations I've had with Neonbob are pretty funny. Yet very weird.
SEE?
This guy gives me some credit.
Sheesh. It's like I'm not acting out enough or something.
:-/
And I'd say the best Rant would be something by WanderFreak.
If you have not read any of his Ranty Reviews, then you are spending time in the wrong section right now, and need to search for his bits. They are golden.

Although I am proud of making two people shit bricks when I asked them how their cake was, and they were both eating cake offline.
That was nice.
 

initialdelay

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MusicalFreedom said:
man, read this OP [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2903798] (nevermind the swear filter), it's the best freaking rant / troll I've ever seen. hatebaking.

it's a response to people who favour torture
That link, sir, is possibly THE best post I have ever seen!

OT well best rant I've heard in music would possibly be 'Kim'... But my friend's outburst of "fuck you you fucking fuck" has to be at least close second

I can't remember any of my own unfortunately, but give me another couple days of work and a fresh rant will be ready
 

Berethond

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Well, every time my best friend gets a girlfriend, I'm obligated to insult her as much as possible.
"Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? Her pimp told her to.
Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? To have sex with the other side.
Why'd your girlfriend cross the road? She hadn't had sex with the chicken yet!"

Sometimes I get lazy and just call her a whore.
 

New York Patrick

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I've got 2

#1 "... I WAS FROZEN TODAY!" - Christopher Lloyd, Suburban Commando.

#2 "Anarchy is a Warm Puppy..." Me, Grade 11 American History.
 

itdoesntmatter

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Personally i never really liked bash.org - While some of it may of been funny, very rarely did any of it seem spontaneous or actually a result of a random converstion between people.
Most the time it was clearly a set up and that rendered most of them pointless and not as funny.


On Topic:
While i may not agree with what you are saying, i'll defend to your death my right to stop you from saying it.

Thoughts are not real - You just think they are.

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively. There is no death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

I could go on...but most of these are probably common by now so i should stop.
 

Kurokami

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I remember writing an essay about the reasons I dislike writing essays, (this one didn't actually count as I had already passed at this stage) the marker had written ontop "Maybe if you had a better outlook you'd have done a bit better! *=] smiley face*" I thought it was excellent since most markers we expect to be souless employees with no personallity.
 

Tommy.223

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Kurokami said:
I remember writing an essay about the reasons I dislike writing essays, (this one didn't actually count as I had already passed at this stage) the marker had written ontop "Maybe if you had a better outlook you'd have done a bit better! *=] smiley face*" I thought it was excellent since most markers we expect to be souless employees with no personallity.
Ha, i did that all the time. the topic of one of the papers i had to write was about "something i wish i had better prepared for" so of course i went into great detail on how i would prepare a paper over how i would better prepare for something......i got a 65 :(
 

Cherry Cola

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Seattle Brian said:
I've got 2

#1 "... I WAS FROZEN TODAY!" - Christopher Lloyd, Suburban Commando.

#2 "Anarchy is a Warm Puppy..." Me, Grade 11 American History.

And communism is like a kitty-cat ^__^
 

DigitalSushi

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2012 Wont Happen said:
how do you open your door?
I don't have a home, I'm posting this from a wifi hotspot!.

I have a key, you turn it and the door opens.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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ColdStorage said:
2012 Wont Happen said:
how do you open your door?
I don't have a home, I'm posting this from a wifi hotspot!.

I have a key, you turn it and the door opens.
and if you want to say... leave your door unlocked and come back in without using a key?

Most of the time when I go in my house, I just went out to grab something real quick
 

DigitalSushi

a gallardo? fine, I'll take it.
Dec 24, 2008
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2012 Wont Happen said:
ColdStorage said:
2012 Wont Happen said:
how do you open your door?
I don't have a home, I'm posting this from a wifi hotspot!.

I have a key, you turn it and the door opens.
and if you want to say... leave your door unlocked and come back in without using a key?

Most of the time when I go in my house, I just went out to grab something real quick
At every house and flat I've lived in I have needed to use a key to open the front door.

My caravan is different, that has a door knob, I'm not implying you are a pikey, just an observation i've made.