BEST. SMS. EVAR!

[ResonanceSD]

So I just got this sms

"The Portal Gun you ordered has been shipped and is ready for collection"

Seriously? That was the best text you've ever received? Ever?

In fairness though I cant recall ever receiving an SMS that Ive looked at and thought, "This is it, this is the SMS that I will cherish and want to tell everyone about". Had a few that have made me chuckle but would be unable to explain to anyone outside of my social circle.

You're aware of course that the second half of that post cancels the first?

No, not really. It was trying to be understanding of your motivations to start such a topic over what is a pretty dull text.

The motivation? Well I've got a portal gun sitting on my desk right now, so there's that. Do you often go into threads with the sole intent of dumping on thw OP or is this a special occasion?

 

[ResonanceSD]

"Hey, want to meet up again? "

In context, it was the best text ever.

EDIT: Also; "do you want your boxers back? I'm staying in hotel ABC"

i like that your avatar is Thrill of victory. In context and awesome XD

 

[Idlemessiah]

The texts I get at the beginning of each term from the SLC saying:
"Your student loan has been paid into your account"

Those are very very good messages.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

So I just got this sms

"The Portal Gun you ordered has been shipped and is ready for collection"

Seriously? That was the best text you've ever received? Ever?

In fairness though I cant recall ever receiving an SMS that Ive looked at and thought, "This is it, this is the SMS that I will cherish and want to tell everyone about". Had a few that have made me chuckle but would be unable to explain to anyone outside of my social circle.

You're aware of course that the second half of that post cancels the first?

No, not really. It was trying to be understanding of your motivations to start such a topic over what is a pretty dull text.

The motivation? Well I've got a portal gun sitting on my desk right now, so there's that. Do you often go into threads with the sole intent of dumping on thw OP or is this a special occasion?

Have you placed a portal over the toilet and another next to your chair, yet?

 

[Kouen]

Well my Sega Master System II was quite pimp I thought as A kid, I had Alex Kidd in Miracle world built in and played the hell outta...... OHHHH! You mean Text Messaging...

Erm... "Hey dude you want a free HD4870" this was about 2 years ago,

All the other contenders are not postable due to there adult nature xD

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

'No regrets.'

The story behind that one is so long and convoluted that I'm not going to even try and get into it, but to be able to read that after the events that led to it was both reassuring and heartbreaking.

 

[ResonanceSD]

So I just got this sms

"The Portal Gun you ordered has been shipped and is ready for collection"

Seriously? That was the best text you've ever received? Ever?

In fairness though I cant recall ever receiving an SMS that Ive looked at and thought, "This is it, this is the SMS that I will cherish and want to tell everyone about". Had a few that have made me chuckle but would be unable to explain to anyone outside of my social circle.

You're aware of course that the second half of that post cancels the first?

No, not really. It was trying to be understanding of your motivations to start such a topic over what is a pretty dull text.

The motivation? Well I've got a portal gun sitting on my desk right now, so there's that. Do you often go into threads with the sole intent of dumping on thw OP or is this a special occasion?

Have you placed a portal over the toilet and another next to your chair, yet?

Hell yeah! Im going to get furniture made from moon rocks so i can portal onto them directly.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

So I just got this sms

"The Portal Gun you ordered has been shipped and is ready for collection"

Seriously? That was the best text you've ever received? Ever?

In fairness though I cant recall ever receiving an SMS that Ive looked at and thought, "This is it, this is the SMS that I will cherish and want to tell everyone about". Had a few that have made me chuckle but would be unable to explain to anyone outside of my social circle.

You're aware of course that the second half of that post cancels the first?

No, not really. It was trying to be understanding of your motivations to start such a topic over what is a pretty dull text.

The motivation? Well I've got a portal gun sitting on my desk right now, so there's that. Do you often go into threads with the sole intent of dumping on thw OP or is this a special occasion?

Have you placed a portal over the toilet and another next to your chair, yet?

Hell yeah! Im going to get furniture made from moon rocks so i can portal onto them directly.

Never again will you need to get up and walk to the bathroom in the middle of an epic gaming session!

I envy you.

 

[EvilMaggot]

happend yesterday - 'Your order "Diablo 3 Collectors Edition"x1 is has been picked and is ready for shipping' so.. the 14th may it will be shipped and hopefully be here the 15th

 

[the Dept of Science]

"You disgust me" and "You sicken me" received from two different people within one day.

I'm more proud of that than I should be.

 

[bauke67]

I have never once in my life sent an SMS, but the way most of these ones sound, I probably should.

 

[Midnight Llamaman]

That... is a surprisingly hard question to answer.

 

[HarryScull]

Hi from orange...

(jokes)

I wont tell you the specifics of the best text messages I've ever had but it involved pictures...