best video game characters catch phrases.
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From meet the soldier for TF2
Then he(Sun Tzu) used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, every time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo... unless it's a farm.
Then he(Sun Tzu) used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, every time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo... unless it's a farm.
Anything said by any of the TF2 characters, ever. My personal favorite:
"Oh, they're goin' ta hafta glue you back tagether . . . IN HELL!"
- Demoman, "Meet the Demoman"
"Who called down the thunder?"
- Ghost, StarCraft II
Anything said by Gabe in the On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness games.
Pretty much anything that any character in the Halo or Gears of War games says, and definitely everything that Sgt. Johnson says.
Also, while it's not technically from a video game:
Voicemail system: You have reached the voicemail system.
Church: *frustrated sigh* OK, OK, come on.
VMS: To leave a message, just wait for the tone.
Church: I know how to leave a goddamn message.
VMS: When you are finished recording, just hang up, or press pound for more options.
Church: Really, hang up? No shit. I was just going to keep talking until he decided to check his voicemail.
VMS: For delivery options, press five.
Church: Just give me the damn beep!
VMS: To leave a callback number, press eight. To page this person, press six.
Church: Come on!
VMS: To repeat this message, press nine.
Church: I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY.
*later*
VMS: To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.
Church: There is no eleven, you FUCKING WHORE!
"Oh, they're goin' ta hafta glue you back tagether . . . IN HELL!"
- Demoman, "Meet the Demoman"
"Who called down the thunder?"
- Ghost, StarCraft II
Anything said by Gabe in the On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness games.
Pretty much anything that any character in the Halo or Gears of War games says, and definitely everything that Sgt. Johnson says.
Also, while it's not technically from a video game:
Voicemail system: You have reached the voicemail system.
Church: *frustrated sigh* OK, OK, come on.
VMS: To leave a message, just wait for the tone.
Church: I know how to leave a goddamn message.
VMS: When you are finished recording, just hang up, or press pound for more options.
Church: Really, hang up? No shit. I was just going to keep talking until he decided to check his voicemail.
VMS: For delivery options, press five.
Church: Just give me the damn beep!
VMS: To leave a callback number, press eight. To page this person, press six.
Church: Come on!
VMS: To repeat this message, press nine.
Church: I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY.
*later*
VMS: To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.
Church: There is no eleven, you FUCKING WHORE!
Shellsh0cker, Demoman says that in-game too.
Also, left 4 Dead - Louis and the "Argh!" command...
Also, left 4 Dead - Louis and the "Argh!" command...
I love this line from Inquisitor Toth on Dawn of War:
"I shall crush them beneath my inquisitorial boot!"
Aside from the awesome way he pronounces inquisitorial I really find it amusing that even his BOOT, in the act of crushing an opponent, is 'inquisitive'. Like he is so imbued with the powers of inquisition that every act he does demands answers!!
"I shall crush them beneath my inquisitorial boot!"
Aside from the awesome way he pronounces inquisitorial I really find it amusing that even his BOOT, in the act of crushing an opponent, is 'inquisitive'. Like he is so imbued with the powers of inquisition that every act he does demands answers!!
"It burns it burns!" When you get a mad cultist in Blood with a flare gun shot and turn him into a living candle.
"Good, Bad, Im the guy with the gun." Blood again, taken from Army of Darkness movie.
Heh heh, Blood, I think the only game where you can decapitate a zombie then kick his head all over the level. Theres even a deathmatch level where you kick the head of your defeated opponent into a soccer goal on a full field for points.
"Good, Bad, Im the guy with the gun." Blood again, taken from Army of Darkness movie.
Heh heh, Blood, I think the only game where you can decapitate a zombie then kick his head all over the level. Theres even a deathmatch level where you kick the head of your defeated opponent into a soccer goal on a full field for points.
Anything uttered by the Arcade-characters in TimeSplitters (ought to count as a catchphrase since that's the only thing most of 'em say):
"Tonight, you sleep with the fishes!" - The Shoal (made more awesome by his top-hat and pipe, not to mention the fact that he is, indeed, a whale)
"Kazaar! I'll crush ye barnacles! Kiss me beard!" - Captain Ed Shivers
"WAAH! Do you see what your cunning daughter has done? My mother sucks lollipops in hell!" - Deadwina
"Tonight, you sleep with the fishes!" - The Shoal (made more awesome by his top-hat and pipe, not to mention the fact that he is, indeed, a whale)
"Kazaar! I'll crush ye barnacles! Kiss me beard!" - Captain Ed Shivers
"WAAH! Do you see what your cunning daughter has done? My mother sucks lollipops in hell!" - Deadwina