best video game characters catch phrases.

[smallharmlesskitten]

DING DONG! DING DONG!... crazy dude in the safehouse in the Death Toll--church level of L4D.

 

[elmaxx]

L4D:
*after being swarmed almost to death for the Nth time)...

Bill(being picked up by Zoey): Who the HELL are you?
Zoey(picking up Bill's ass): Bill!... it's ME Zoey!

i LOL'd

 

[Iaspis]

"monster kill!", "holy shit!" - unreal

Ah! This reminds me!

"MULTRA KILL!" If you score a multi kill and then immediatelly an ultra kill!

 

[Shellsh0cker]

Oh, and my favorite GLaDOS quote:

"You think you're doing damage? Two plus two is *bzzzt* ten. IN BASE FOUR; I'M FINE."

 

[legolas23]

Well, where to begin....

Augustus Cole and Damon Baird from the Gears of War series, to me, are gold mines of humor. So what if it's stereo-typical? It takes a big, tough, guy like Cole to diss the ever-living crap out of Myyrah, the Locust Queen...and a guy like Baird to deliver a some-what witty sarcastic response to this...

The embodiment of The Darkness, and The Darklings, from The Darkness are also gold mines of randomness. Only a Darkling could say "I like penguins" when being summoned...

 

[jimClassic]

"You spoony bard!"

HAHA! Nice! I always thought that was a strange line.

 

[jimClassic]

"Ooooh, Did I win?"

I'm also fond of

"Roses are gray, violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind."

 

[Smyter]

"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality" - Richter from TOSawn of the New World

 

[Aiden Rebirth]

LEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[broadband]

well, i havent played a variety of games lately but...

TF2

thanks for standin still wanka!
I AM BULLETPROFF!!!
We have you surrounded, at least from this side.

Machinima Soldiers of Misfortune: GET THAT GODDAMM ******, HOLY SHIT!!!

 

[SAccharing10]

I've got balls of steel.

 

[Mungini]

"No, cousins are legal"

Good old Canis Canem Edit

 

[SoulkeeperX]

Everything that comes out of the mouth of Jensen
(Lost Odyssey)

QFT

"Ya ya launch a mutha' fuckin' missle to bla bla that power magiga dawg. Ya mutha fucka!"
Gray Fox from Metal Gear Awesome 2

"I SURE HOPE A TANK DOESN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND OWN ME!"

"Your supposed to hit her..." DAMN RIGHT I'M GONNA HIT THAT!

"Cryptic Metaphor!"

Look, I'm about to explain a lot of sh*t and explain like, a MILLION things..

It's like one of my Japanese Animes...

 

[Shellsh0cker]

"Roses are gray, violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind."

What's that from?

 

[DJKyRo]

"Hyah!"

- Link

Johnson's assortment of quotes on the bridge level of Halo 2.

 

[M3707ik]

Would you kindly - Bioshock (Fontain)
Your health is running low - Fable (Guildmaster)

 

[Aust1n720]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum".
"I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass".
"Death before disco".
"I got no time to play with myself".
"Suck it down".
"Your face, your ass, whats the difference?".
Some of the best from Duke Nukem.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

"Objection!"

-Phoenix Wright

 

[Yegargeburble]

"Stop it! Don't open that door!" RE 1. That always cracks me up.

Also, I like the threats your character makes in the Godfather while extorting people.