Best video game one liners of all time

[cj_iwakura]

"Who's the overlord now, *****?" - Alexander, Makai Kingdom

 

[Luke-NukemTW]

I GOT BALLS OF STEEL... Duke Nukem 3d was awesome...I think that that one was obvious by my name...

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Gta 4 ending, We Won!!!

 

[waggmd]

Die monster you don't belong in this world!

 

[MortisLegio]

Eat Boot! - Hoffman,Gears of War

They say the Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today. You now have 22 tons of hue spewing devine intervention.If God is love, then you can call me cupid. - Sargeant Johnson,Halo 2

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

"I've covered wars ya know"

Frank West
Dead Rising 1

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

disaster day of crisis
"this is turning out to be... one hell of a day"

resi 4
"no thanks, BRO"
"thanks, that should keep me company. Cuz boredom KILLS me"

 

[Rack]

I'm sorry, were you waiting for me to give a damn?

Grandia 2

 

[klarr]

i just love screaming the phrase "oompa loompa nipple" in my headset in xbox live just to see what people say, uslualy laughing. thats the best liner ive ever heard and its from me.

 

[BmC]

Prince(in farah voice): Oh, have you been waiting here all this time? I didn't realize you meant these baths! I went to the other baths clear across the other side of the city. I had a lovely wash and a rub with fragrant oils. Too bad you weren't there... Stop talking to yourself!

 

[DemonI81]

Afro Samurai - Ninja Ninja
"Mount that asshole! That came out wrong."

 

[KayOss_92]

The robots in ratchet & clank for the ps3 (i forget their names).

"This is like that time with the lombax....."

 

[lordoftheLOL]

Sonic and the Secret Rings
"I told you I'm not a RAT! Ima HEDGEHOG"

 

[DI7789]

For what I am about to say, I apologise. But:
"LEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS"

 

[Arayis]

Some of the ones from Bad Company are hilarious. My favourite is, "So, Haggard had pretty much single-handedly invaded a neutral country... not the best move."

Agreed, Haggard running down the hill yelling "There's gold in them thar hills" is priceless. Especially when your next mission is to go after him...

 

[Rassan]

Gears of War, Carmine gets a headshot and says, "Suck it... SUCK IT!"

 

[SharPhoe]

What is a Man!

A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! But enough talk, have at you!

 

[SharPhoe]

Prince(in farah voice): Oh, have you been waiting here all this time? I didn't realize you meant these baths! I went to the other baths clear across the other side of the city. I had a lovely wash and a rub with fragrant oils. Too bad you weren't there... Stop talking to yourself!

I think a lot of the Prince's monologues could count.

"If I had sand for every time I heard that line..."
*Absorbs sand from the defeated boss*
"...Oh, wait. I do."