Best video game one liners of all time

[Sion_Barzahd]

Duke Nukem: Time to kill, when you see two sheep at it "Well that isn't gonna be virgin wool."

Gears of war.
Dom(after you beat Raam and fly away in the raven): "So...What are we doing tomorrow?"

Cole. No specific quote, just his entire script pretty much. Even have the song from the end of the first game on my mp3.

 

[Yooz]

"...Dr. Freeman...."

 

[ImperialPyromancer]

"Throw the alien out, and shut the bloody door" -Conkers Bad Fur Day

 

[zma924]

In GOW2 Dom gets a headshot and goes "Sup bitches?". My fav line would have to be from COD4 when you snipe the helicopter pilot and Cpt. MacMillian says "Night ya bastard." i love his accent.

 

[Sviests]

I remember an epic one-liner from Serious Sam: TSE. In one level, when you walk into a dark room i just stood there and waited for monster to come out screaming, but nothing happened. And then out of nowhere Sam said: "What are you waiting for? A one-liner?" Full of epic-ness

 

[DJ Lord Destructocon]

FALCON PAWNCH!!!

 

[SweetCakeKiller]

One of the lines of the marines in Halo 3 "Master Chief, can I stand behind you?"
Or in the original Overlord, when you get to Spree when it is under attack, and are guided there by a bloody peasant, he lures you into a trap and says "i'm sorry my lord but they threatened to kill my sheep." And one of the minions answers "Naughty those are minion sheepies"
I don't know why but I find it hilarious.

 

[hewhoeatsall]

"I'm no hero. Never was, never will be" ~ Old Snake MGS4

All of Greg the grimm reaper's lines from Conker's Bad fur Day.
i.e. "Strange? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little prick! Right! That's it! Piss off! I've got some cats to see! Bloody things... I hate those bloody cats... the way they meow and they piss everywhere... and their shit smells just bloody awful... (mumbles) "

 

[Aanorith]

What is a Man!

A misarable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!

EDIT

aaaw, someone beat me to it. I was just happy seeing it mentioned ^^

 

[ghostsprite9]

"Your right hand comes off?"