best video game quotes

[Megadonphan]

This is basically what you think are the best quotes from video games or their characters
the reason I say or their characters is because some quotes may have come from characters, but not the games they are from
a good example is Link's quote "Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!"
That is from the cartoon show of which I can't remember the name of.

anyway, I'm sure your sick of my explaining, so I'll start

Pokemon: HeartGold and SoulSilver - "Team Rocket will do anything for money!"

Star Fox 64 - "Do a barrel roll"
- "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

Okami - "Look! The Moon! The Moon came out!" (Waka)

 

[Anjel]

Not exactly a 'quote' but in Dragon Age: Origins there is an option while having a conversation with Alistair "so you're not just a bastard, but a royal bastard?". That and his reply always make me do a chair-chuckle (where I chuckle a little but my whole chair rocks and creaks, resulting in a chorus of noise).

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Ahem.


That is all.

 

[Polaris19]

"Secrets are like herpes, you got 'em? You might as well spread 'em around..."
- Harkin, Mass Effect

"War? War never changes..."
- Narrator, Fallout

 

[Wuggy]

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato"
Portal 2

"Asschabs!"
Dragon Age: Origins

"I thought you were dead!"
"I got better."
Mass Effect 2

(Paraphrasing)
"The siren!? Is this your idea of low profile!?"
LA Noire

 

[Valagetti]

"This statement is false."

 

[Da Orky Man]

Warning- Spoiler for Homeworld













"No one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning."
"Kharak is being consumed by a firestorm. The Scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit. Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system. not even beacons"

-Fleet Command upon the return to Kharak-

Saddest ever moment in gaming.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Any quote pertaining to where Max from Sam & Max keeps his... *ahem* ...belongings.

Computer: Error: Cannot remove inventory. Where do you keep your personal items?
Max: That's none of your damn business, computer.

 

[MetalMaz]

''You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds''
Portal 2

 

[Sleepy Sol]

"YEAH! Throw that on your... barby... Shrimp..."
"And I'm taking you down! I'm taking you down! I'm taking you out! I'm taking you out! And I'm taking you out...for dinner."
Both from Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat to Kano and Sonya respectively. There's probably much better quotes I could think of if I thought a while but these are just the most recent ones I've come across that I believe are worthy of a mention.

 

[repeating integers]

WE DID IT

WE DEACTIVATED THE BOMB

OK, on a note that ISN'T one of the 50 worst videogame voice acting clips in history: Identify the following.

"What IS that?"
"I? I AM A MONUMENT TO ALL YOUR SINS."

"Figure if I ask 100 new guys for 10 dollars, that's 10,000 dollars to the Haggard Retirement Fund."
"Yeah... maybe you could also use it to touch up on your math."
"Yeah, but when you're rich, you don't need math."

"This is... the Garden... of Kadesh."

"They would be more effective if they attacked all at once."
"Please don't give the mercs ideas!"

"Wake up... and smell the ashes."

 

[dajuberjaber]

stop right there criminal scum

 

[Seraj]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Cave Johnson. Portal 2

 

[ChupathingyX]

"Make it rain...FIRE!!!!!!"

 

[suitepee7]

that's gotta be one of my new favourites.

also from assassins creed: "England tolerates Europe like...people tolerate herpes."

edit: damn, ninja'd by a guy 2 posts above me >_>

 

[Seraj]

that's gotta be one of my new favourites.

also from assassins creed: "England tolerates Europe like...people tolerate herpes."

edit: damn, ninja'd by a guy 2 posts above me >_>

muahahaha, still, hearing it is better than reading it!

 

[AM City Watch]

"We keep the gas chamber at San Quentin primed for the sons of Cain who continue to think they can take a life in the City of Angels."
-LA Noire

"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence..."
-Morrowind

"...The Furher calls on all to defend the Facsist Reich. The old. The young. The weak. If they stand for Germany, they die for Germany. Building by building, and street by street. One rat at a time."
-CoD: WaW

I think I have a soft spot for melodrama.

 

[Grey Walker]

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!"

-Dracula