best video game quotes

[PinochetIsMyBro]

Almost everything that comes out of Durandal's mouth in the Marathon Trilogy. This line especially, though -

"P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
(Durandal was originally the AI in charge of handling doors and such before he went rampant, that just makes it funnier)

 

[perabalaofmystery]

i saw a mud crab the other day.

 

[Ranorak]

Raiden: "I am lightning the rain transformed" - From MGS4.

I don't get it, but it sounds cool! Could anyone explain?

Raiden is also the name of a Japanese Thundergod. also called Raijin

On Topic:
"Let them come, Frostmourne Hungers!"

 

[Stein Inge]

- "He´s impervious to bullets! And love!"
Random citizen of Lungfishopolis, Psychonauts

This made me laugh...

 

[Goody]

Also, in Assassins Creed 2. Ezio is talking to his mother about his hobbies. It's something along the lines of her telling Ezio to get out and take up a hobby and him saying, "I have hobbies" and her turning around and saying "Something without a vagina, Ezio."

I remember this exactly how it was said, so I figure I'll put it right for you:
Maria: "...you need to find an outlet"
Ezio: "I have plenty of outlets"
Maria: "I mean something besides vaginas"

(also I agree this is one of the best)

 

[Da Orky Man]

"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
¯HK-47

How about HK-47 on love?

"Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120km away, using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose. Against statistically long odds"

 

[Da Orky Man]

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato"
Portal 2

You may have just convinced me to... look out for Portal 2 when it drops in price.

"No one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning."
"Kharak is being consumed by a firestorm. The Scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit. Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system. not even beacons"

-Fleet Command upon the return to Kharak-

Saddest ever moment in gaming.

Hooray, another fan! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Homeworld-fans-group]

How can anyone who has played Homeworld NOT be a fan? Though there are a surprisingly small number of Homeworld fans about...

 

[Megadonphan]

"The cake is a lie!"
Portal

 

[james0192]

Well off the top of my head and because i've been playing a lot of fallout New Vegas recently:
"when I find you I'm gonna eat your spleen"
often said by the fiends as i'm sneaking around

 

[bulldogftw]

Need i say more?

 

[Pierce Graham]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

 

[OldKingClancy]

Dutch's final lines in Red Dead Redemption:
When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their wages.
Our time is passed, John.

 

[Durananrananrananran]

now bear my arctic blast!

 

[The War Waffle]

Some quotes from Dragon Age II between Varric and Isabela were pure gold:

* Isabela: Come to me, and I'll take you to places you've never been...
* Varric: Isabela... Are you talking to Bianca?
* Isabela: I think she deserves to feel a woman's touch on her trigger, don't you?
* Varric: Bianca responds to my touch. She'd never give it up for you.
* Isabela: That's what they always say, and I always prove them wrong.
* Varric: Stop it. You're confusing her. And me.

also

* Varric: Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here.
* Isabela: But the chest hair...
* Varric: Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!
* Isabela: Uh, Varric?
* Varric: (Laughs) Just shitting you.

and of course

* Varric: I shit you not, Rivaini, it was this big.
* Isabela: There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.
* Varric: Would I lie about something so critical?
* Hawke: What are you two talking about?
* Varric: We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference.
* Varric: Why? What did you think we were talking about?

 

[scorptatious]

Psychonauts is filled with awesome characters with awesome quotes:

An example being the stuff from the G-Men from The Milkman Conspiracy:

 

[chaosyoshimage]

"It is the Wind Fish in name only, for it is neither."
-Link's Awakening

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

I dunno if Falcon Punch counts but that's one of my favorites... although I think my absolute favorite is when the Demoman yells "There can be only one!" after you kill someone with the Eyelander.

 

[veratixx]

I'm going to pull your guts out through your halo!
-Darksiders

 

[Fleetfiend]

Despite myself, I love Bulletstorm. xD



Also...

"Listen to my story. This... may be our last chance."
~FFX

 

[Fleetfiend]

Need i say more?

I believe that video just changed my life.