Best Videogame Quote (NO Bioshock)

[xxcloud417xx]

"We're going deep and we're going hard."
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Yep. Made me laugh first time I heard it.

 

[Xman490]

"I mean, be straight with me, pal. You hatching alien eggs now? Har har!"
Or any other quote from Lubba from Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Or any quote from GLaDOS.

 

[DoubleARonM]

"You must eat food to survive. Climb buildings and punch open windows to find food."
~Rampage

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Forgot this one, not really a game quote but a quote from the Heavy Trailer for TF2.

"Some people think they can outsmart me... Maybe, maybe... But you can't outsmart Bullet."

 

[Johnny Impact]

Magic is okay, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone! -Minsc

I love you, Sarge! -nameless grunt, Starcraft, just before being eaten

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! -Khorne (or whatever that thing is), Dawn of War

The Devil is real. I know. I built his cage. -scientist, Doom 3

This next test could take a very, very long time. If you become light-headed from thirst, please feel free to pass out. An intubation technician will be sent to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline. -GlaDOS, Portal

You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything. ...You'll be perfect. -GlaDOS, Portal 2 ad

Don't disappoint me, or I'll make you wish you could die. -GlaDOS, Portal 2 ad

In fact, pretty much everything she says.

 

[Omey]

"Bang!You are dead Max Payne.Hehe.I always wanted to say that"

 

[LittleChone]

"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that."

One of John Marston's first conversations with Abigail at Beecher's Hope.

 

[KanHanderan]

I figured everyone would jump on the Bioshock responses-it's a conditioned response similar to "The cake is a lie"

 

[Khenal Baroney]

"They're madmen! Mad Cyborgs! Madborgs!"
City of Heroes

"I'm only gonna say this once: Give me the naughty nightwear!"
Fallout 3

And pretty much anything from Wheatly or the broken turrets in Portal 2

 

[jimahaff]

"Apathy is death"

 

[Lokithrsourcerer]

"I smoke weed 'cause it gives me knowledge..." random passer by in GTA San Andreas.

lol so i didnt imagine it

 

[Captain Epic]

You realize I'm still doing Bioshock.
"Eh... What's that look? What, you don't like it do you? Well I don't need to be judged by you! By any of you! SCREW YOU! SCREW ALL YOU FUCKING DOUBTERS!"-Sander Cohen
Bioshock has some of the best writing and most memorable twisted characters in games. Naturally there are a shitload of great lines. How can you make a thread about quotes and say no Bioshock?

 

[rayskyrift]

Go teach Mikey Lips the meaning of the word respect.- GTA3

 

[iDerp]

"Oh. Hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSk_37So0Xk

We don't go to Ravenholm

 

[Potato Ola]

"You see, there're more girls here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all!" -Kind Edgar

 

[subtlefuge]

I would hope it's been said:

"Did you see that Zach? Clear as a crisp Spring Morning! "F K"....in the coffee."

-Special Agent Francis York Morgan
Deadly Premonition

 

[SecretAlienMan]

"You can't fix stupid" - Tychus from Starcraft 2

 

[Dr. Win]

Valve has some awesome writers

Team Fortress 2
"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
"Just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry, no clumps of hair, nothin'"


Portal 1 & 2
Anything Cave Johnson says
"That's probably dome kind of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it."
"I'm different."
"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato." *Slow Clap* "Oh good, my slowclap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

That's all I'm gonna put for now.

 

[EGtodd09]

"YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!" -Frank Woods, Black Ops

It was my personal meme for a while.