Best way to destroy a Wii,

[DreamZero]

insert a circular saw blade and try to play is as a game

 

[Dragoonit]

give it to my parents (their the only one's that use it anyway).............it'll cry itself to sleep every night

 

[Julianking93]

Kill it with fire.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

tell it to do a barrel roll. It'll be so sadden by its inability to do as you asked that it will destroy itself in a way that is most amusing

 

[Crudler]

Thusly so:

Just replace it with a Wii.

Edit: Ah, ninja'd, oh well, can't be helped.

 

[JulZ45]

use natal so it suicides

 

[Xan Krieger]

Dropping it out of an aircraft.

Dropping an aircraft carrier on it.

fix'd.

Preferably a Nimitz class but if you don't have one I guess any other class would do the job.

seriously though if you have a spare microwave that is usually the best option. It gives you a nice light show.

 

[Jenkins]

drill a hole into its side and fill it up with tnt or gunpowder.


watch it go boom!

 

[SUPERtwinky]

Try to mod it but fail, bricking it, AND voiding your warranty!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

How about not destroying it? What a waste...

 

[Lukeje]

1) Plug it in
2) Piss on it...


geddit? The Wii gets covered in wee

...and you get electricity entering your body through a rather sensitive area...

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Force it to try and run a PS2 game.

Bet it can't even handle that.

Or a PS1 game, even. OT, how about a FALCON PAUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!?

 

[holographicman]

smash it with a nintendo virtual boy then light them both on fire

 

[Marksman18v]

Break it the same way my brother broke his DS; smash it with your head.

That's how I ragekilled my old gameboy color X3

 

[Jark212]

Napalm or Termite preferably the latter...

 

[Cowabungaa]

Sell it. It's a 250 euro's piece of electronic hardware, why would I want to destroy it? I can at least get 150 for it.

That's how I ragekilled my old gameboy color X3

Good heavens your head must be tough! Gameboys are the toughest devices ever made. My old Gameboy Pocket has been through some very rough stuff, fallen from 4 meters high, bounced from 2 flights of stairs, squashed, smashed, anything, and it's still perfectly functional.

Say what you want about Nintendo, but their shit is tough.

 

[Broady Brio]

A Blend-Tec blender.

 

[Pegghead]

Wee on it. Or dress up in red overalls and jump on it.

 

[SantoUno]

Force it to try and run a PS2 game.

Bet it can't even handle that.

Seeing your avatar, I would have guessed that you would have said "Throw it to the ground!".

Awww fuck you're right! Why didn't I say that !? Hehe.

He can still throw it on the ground after he is done jizzing in his pants.

 

[Joa_Belgium]

By playing a good third party game on it. If you'd exclude MadWorld among others.