Best way to destroy a Wii,

[mayney93]

throw it into a nuclear reactor

 

[FactualSquirrel]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

So I'm not the only one who immediately thought that?

 

[RanD00M]

He can still throw it on the ground after he is done jizzing in his pants.

Wouldn't jizz his pants after throwing it to the ground?

 

[TimeLord]

Nukes always win!
[sub]Except for highly advanced alien spaceships, ala Independence Day, but we shall ignore that[/sub]

 

[AngloDoom]

Sell it or give it away. I seem to remember someone saying their 4 year old kid killed theirs by putting noodles in the disk drive?

Now how in the hell did that happen? That four-year-old is pretty inventive.


I like the Wii, but hell, I think a good way to kill it is sharks.

Sharks make everything cooler.

 

[Teh Flembo]

Wii + Microwave = win.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

Although I LIKE the Wii, the best way to destroy it would be to read it Twilight. (OOOOH!)

 

[wordsmith]

Sell it or give it away. I seem to remember someone saying their 4 year old kid killed theirs by putting noodles in the disk drive?

Now how in the hell did that happen? That four-year-old is pretty inventive.


I like the Wii, but hell, I think a good way to kill it is sharks.

Sharks make everything cooler.

I found the quote:

This gen, the only one that's "fuck-up free" is the Wii. And I'll bet someone here is about to show that I'm wrong about that, thus making this a generation of shoddy console design.

From the perspective of a guy who works at a consumer electronics repair shop, the Wii is pretty good. We've seen plenty 360's, maybe 2 pS3's (that's mainly because Sony doesn't sell PS3 parts to people who aren't Sony), and the only Wii we've had in was there because some kid stuffed it full of noodles.

From the "MLG Win Destroyed By A Crashed Xbox" thread.

 

[Nazulu]

Sell it. It's a 250 euro's piece of electronic hardware, why would I want to destroy it? I can at least get 150 for it.

That's how I ragekilled my old gameboy color X3

Good heavens your head must be tough! Gameboys are the toughest devices ever made. My old Gameboy Pocket has been through some very rough stuff, fallen from 4 meters high, bounced from 2 flights of stairs, squashed, smashed, anything, and it's still perfectly functional.

Say what you want about Nintendo, but their shit is tough.

No kidding

Spoiler

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Nail gun.

 

[DustyDrB]

Really guys. GROW UP. If I made thread titled. "Best way to destroy a Xbox 360" (a console which I do have) I'd get flamed to death. But, here you guys are. Acting like 5 year olds who think they're going to be big someday. If you think being an onlne hater is the best way to spend your time, then you seriouly need to rethink your life. As it is, you predictable trolls will flame me anyway, but that's your problem, not mine. After all, what better way to rant than to deaf ears?

Maybe, have a sense of humor? I love my Wii, but it really doesn't affect me if someone trashes their own. Besides, who doesn't want to play out the Office Space scene?

 

[Fiannaz]

Just pour some oil on it and lit it on fire will definatly destory it. Just make sure the surface where u intend to do this is not flameable and that u got something to put out the fire afterwards

 

[Blanemcc]

1) Plug it in
2) Piss on it...


geddit? The Wii gets covered in wee

...and you get electricity entering your body through a rather sensitive area...

Urine does not form a continuous stream when being excreted, as long as the distance is relatively large (ie more than a few centimetres). To take extra care, ground yourself

 

[Enlong]

Sell it. It's a 250 euro's piece of electronic hardware, why would I want to destroy it? I can at least get 150 for it.

That's how I ragekilled my old gameboy color X3

Good heavens your head must be tough! Gameboys are the toughest devices ever made. My old Gameboy Pocket has been through some very rough stuff, fallen from 4 meters high, bounced from 2 flights of stairs, squashed, smashed, anything, and it's still perfectly functional.

Say what you want about Nintendo, but their shit is tough.

Seriously; you do not want to mess with stuff made of Nintendium.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

take it outside of a toys R us and scream "who wants a nintendo wii" until the kiddies gather around and then smash them it with a sledge hammer.

 

[ejb626]

Dude, just sell it seriously then you get money and don't have the Wii anymore.
Everybody wins.

 

[CincoDeMayo]

Take the Wii, cover all small holes and fill it with nitroglycerin. Then hang it from a tree like a Piñata and swing a mechanical bat at it and watch it fly away. Then fire a surface to air missile at it and torch the rubble with a THEL (Tactical High Energy Laser), then finish it of by bombing the whole area which might get "infected" by Wii dust using napalm.

Or just pancake it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWJU6sbf8Ng]