-Can tell that Bethesda has a lot of good will.
-...you really needed a rock crew for Rage 2?
-OMG, shut up!
-So Rage 2 is Mad Max crossed with Fallout and Wasteland.
-WTF happened to the moon?
-Obvious exposition is obvious.
-In the interests of fairness, the gunplay looks a lot different from Fallout, so there is that. Kinda Doomy.
-We're playing Blood Bowl?
-Elder Scrolls Legends...best digital cardgame...hmm...I can imagine CD Projekt Red and Blizzard going https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxKFaDYfG_o
-Um, Bethesda? I think people might want Elder Scrolls VI a bit more...
-11 million?!
Um...well done?
-Nice music is nice.
-You did this, you did that...but I didn't... 0_0
-Doom?
-DOOOM!
-Doom Eternal?
...not the best subtitle in the world.
-Yes, I know I had lots of misgivings about Doom 2016, and I don't know if this'll sort them out, but hey, looks nice, in a whole "world is screwed" kind of way.
-Oh you tease...
-QuakeCon?
-That's it?
God damn it.
-"How's everybody feel tonight?"
I dunno, it's morning here.
-Esports this, esports that...don't care.
-Still don't care.
-How can Sorlag talk while eating an arm?
-Meh.
-Typhon have made it to Earth. We're doomed.
-Um...okay...
-That looks interesting.
-...okay, that was funny.
-Typhon Hunter sounds fun.
-I thought B.J. spent more time shooting Nazis than beating them?
-Young Blood...daughters...80s...
Huh. You have my attention.
-Least the Nazis were nice enough to keep Oktoberfest.
-Where do these presents keep popping out from?
-VR? No. Don't care. No.
-VR this, VR that...well, at least they're spinoffs.
-Yes indeed. Fuck Nazis.
-Oh, right, Todd Howard doesn't need to sneak onto the stage.
-That's right Todd, draw it out...
-Okay, I laughed.
-Seen this trailer. And again, why does Virginia look so nice compared to other areas?
-Song's nice.
-Yeah, like, has any Fallout protagonist actually rebuilt America? Usually they just shoot stuff.
-Thanks for the word of the night, Todd.
-Every race, colour, and creed...
Trump's nightmare FTW.
-Okay, that overseer ain't creepy at all...
-So it's an MMO?
-Why are you cheering that it's entirely online?
-Colour cartoons exist in the Fallout world?
-So much for rebuilding America...
-Come to think of it, is this Fallout's take on Destiny? Not a full fledged MMO, but just a 'shared world'?
-Hi Johnny.
-Okay, loving the fallout effects. Nukes FTW.
-So, PS4, Switch...why not Xbox One?
-Love how scattered the clapping is for the knowledge that a mobile game has been played by more people than any other Bethesda game.
-Yeah, face it, this audience doesn't care about mobile games.
-Anyone getting an Infinity Blade vibe?
-Why save a mobile game till last?
-On PC and console? Well, that's good at least.
-For free...a.k.a. free to play...
-Starfield?
-Probably Starfield...
-25 years?!
...man, and I thought Blizzard was slow between StarCraft and Overwatch.
-2001, is that you?
-Yep, Starfield.
-Elder Scrolls 6?
-Don't like this new theme rendition.
-Yep, ES6.
-Aw, is that it? That's cruel.
Well, anyway, well done Bethesda. Well done. Not that it was hard, but you blew EA and Microsoft out of the water.