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Anarchemitis

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PedroSteckecilo said:
I love The Brick Testament, it illustrates some hilarious aspects of the bible AND the guy builds some really awesome lego stuff.
It is. But a Porn Bible? That couldn't be more blasphemous if it were a man selling sacrificial goats and doing money changing in the Vatican courtyard.
 

Azhrarn-101

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Anarchemitis said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
I love The Brick Testament, it illustrates some hilarious aspects of the bible AND the guy builds some really awesome lego stuff.
It is. But a Porn Bible? That couldn't be more blasphemous if it were a man selling sacrificial goats and doing money changing in the Vatican courtyard.
Porn Bible: just a more graphic representation of pretty much ALL of the old testament.
There's this place called Sodom you know, guess what they named after that one...
And of course the incest, lots of that in there too.
The bible is a pretty messed up book to be honest, it's just that the religious types don't seem to realise how messed up it really is.
 

AwesomeHat

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carnkhan4 said:
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carnkhan4 said:
Seriously. We're talking about tent pegs being hammered through people's heads, incest and the works...
Tent pegs?

...Seriously?
yep, it's in judges somewhere...steal a bible and have a peek for yourself!
Well, thats a new one on me. I'm sure christians will happily give me out a free bible if I ask them for help, so I'll save myself the eternal damnation or whatever by not stealing one.
 

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Azhrarn-101 said:
Anarchemitis said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
I love The Brick Testament, it illustrates some hilarious aspects of the bible AND the guy builds some really awesome lego stuff.
It is. But a Porn Bible? That couldn't be more blasphemous if it were a man selling sacrificial goats and doing money changing in the Vatican courtyard.
Porn Bible: just a more graphic representation of pretty much ALL of the old testament.
There's this place called Sodom you know, guess what they named after that one...
And of course the incest, lots of that in there too.
The bible is a pretty messed up book to be honest, it's just that the religious types don't seem to realise how messed up it really is.
I was going to say the same thing. On the whole violence thing, one of the most overlooked things violence-wise in the bible is that god ordered the genocide of an entire tribe, amalaek (not sure if that's how its spelled, but its definitely how its pronounced). And that's ignoring Sodom and Gomorrah.
 

Zak Frost

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This is an awesome idea, just from the marketing perspective, people will buy it because they think it's good, people will buy it because they think it's offensive.

I think I will get the Manga and Lego ones.

Though it could go bad, also. I don't exactly how, but it's a possibility.

Atheist here.
 

Jobz

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I'm an atheist myself. But if I can find that Jesus Loves Pornstars one, I'd buy it and keep it on display as a novelty item. That's just brilliant.
 

Labyrinth

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Welcome to Capitalism.

Next there'll be a webspeak bible.

"b u afrayd of the sword, 4 raf bring da banhammer of da sword, dat u may know pwnage"

Job 19:29
 

Graustein

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Labyrinth said:
Welcome to Capitalism.

Next there'll be a webspeak bible.

"b u afrayd of the sword, 4 raf bring da banhammer of da sword, dat u may know pwnage"

Job 19:29
http://www.christianhacker.org/html/NHV.html
Oh, and http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Edit: holy shit have I gone gonzo? I didn't think I was here that long...
 

milskidasith

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How is the manga bible "new?"

Where I live (actually, where I have lived: three seperate states: midwest, northeast, and deep south) all had a comic every sunday with fully colored and illustrated depictions of around three to six bible verses.
 

Sewblon

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I had an illustrated bible when I was a kid so I doubt that the glossy magazine version would gravely offend anyone.
 

Mostly Harmless

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I am a christian and I go to a christian private school go to church and that wonderful stuff. And I don't know what to make of this. I'm not sure weather to laugh or be offended. Yah I'm just going to laugh. But from what I have heard about it seems that alot of people are interested in it. I know I am. What ever spreads the word of the lord.

Of coarse then then people will realize how messed up some of the stuff in the old testament is.
In one story a army with the arc of the convent kill every one it a town except a prostitute that harbors their spies. God I love my conformation teacher