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crimsondynamics

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
crimsondynamics said:
Steeveeo said:
crimsondynamics said:
porn bible
Christianity, Rule 34'd.
I'm sorry... I don't quite follow.
Rule 34 : If it exists, there is porn of it on the intraweb.
Oh, okay, thanks. I searched for that and all I found was this:

"The signaling requirement in Rule 9(d) is merely a reminder of the obligation already imposed by Rule 34(d), which provides that the signal is sounded only when vessels are in sight of one another."
Somehow it didn't sound appropriate...
 

PurpleRain

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I'm not religious, but I hate this kid of consumerism. As cool as Lego Bible is (and bumpy, plus the pages would be pretty thick) I don't think I like the idea at all.
 

milskidasith

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Err... I'm not sure about the manga bible, but the lego bible is just an online bible with lego illustrations... >.>
 

Azhrarn-101

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crimsondynamics said:
Oh, okay, thanks. I searched for that and all I found was this:

"The signaling requirement in Rule 9(d) is merely a reminder of the obligation already imposed by Rule 34(d), which provides that the signal is sounded only when vessels are in sight of one another."
Somehow it didn't sound appropriate...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule+34 should be a little clearer.
 

Caliostro

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milomalo said:
Assassin_Thunder said:
Zippy1313 said:
Holy Shit!! Is the next Lego game going to be Lego Jesus?! I need!!
lol
not only lol but'
lol its jesus!

and yes you have only one respawn... but you have 12 sidekicks
I heard the game is really lagged though, you take 3 days to respawn...


anyways... On topic: The bible is an interesting book as the sci-fi book it is, it's like a more emo version of the star wars universe, this is quite interesting as a fan fiction of sorts. If the aim was to get MORE people to believe in it, however, then it's a sad, sad attempt rivaling PETA's Cooking mama gamething.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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Graustein said:
Labyrinth said:
Welcome to Capitalism.

Next there'll be a webspeak bible.

"b u afrayd of the sword, 4 raf bring da banhammer of da sword, dat u may know pwnage"

Job 19:29
http://www.christianhacker.org/html/NHV.html
Oh, and http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Thank you for those. xD

I think I hear thousands of Christians foaming at the mouth...
I'm totally getting the Cockney Bible:

"Oi God! Did you put this burnin' bush 'ere lad?"
 

smallharmlesskitten

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SecretTacoNinja said:
Graustein said:
Labyrinth said:
Welcome to Capitalism.

Next there'll be a webspeak bible.

"b u afrayd of the sword, 4 raf bring da banhammer of da sword, dat u may know pwnage"

Job 19:29
http://www.christianhacker.org/html/NHV.html
Oh, and http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Thank you for those. xD

I think I hear thousands of Christians foaming at the mouth...
I'm totally getting the Cockney Bible:

"Oi God! Did you put this burnin' bush 'ere lad?"
Why not a Mank bible.. or a posh english bloke bible? Or a one piece bible?
 

Labyrinth

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SecretTacoNinja said:
Thank you for those. xD

I think I hear thousands of Christians foaming at the mouth...
I'm totally getting the Cockney Bible:

"Oi God! Did you put this burnin' bush 'ere lad?"
The bible in Bogan.

"Eyyyy, Mozo, light up me smoke with that flamo? I'm farkin' dyin' for it heeer"
 

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Anarchemitis said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
I love The Brick Testament, it illustrates some hilarious aspects of the bible AND the guy builds some really awesome lego stuff.
It is. But a Porn Bible? That couldn't be more blasphemous if it were a man selling sacrificial goats and doing money changing in the Vatican courtyard.
Genesis 19:8-10.

Giving up virginal daughters to a perverted mob. You can't really justify that a porn Bible is blasphemous with how much sex, rape and torture goes on throughout the actual book. This is just illustrating it, surely.
 

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Steeveeo said:
crimsondynamics said:
porn bible
Christianity, Rule 34'd.
Actually, there's something even older than this. Involving Jesus and Muhammad. And Buddha and Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And one involving creative use of stigmata. The internet is truly a fun place.

As for the topic itself, eh. I'm actually more surprised it took this long, because there is a lot of sex in the Bible. Figured some one would have capitalized on this sooner, just didn't think some one would do it for the sake of money.
 

Anarchemitis

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Amnestic said:
Anarchemitis said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
I love The Brick Testament, it illustrates some hilarious aspects of the bible AND the guy builds some really awesome lego stuff.
It is. But a Porn Bible? That couldn't be more blasphemous if it were a man selling sacrificial goats and doing money changing in the Vatican courtyard.
Genesis 19:8-10.

Giving up virginal daughters to a perverted mob. You can't really justify that a porn Bible is blasphemous with how much sex, rape and torture goes on throughout the actual book. This is just illustrating it, surely.
That's one example of how sick the world was at one point, about 4000 years before Christ died and changed the world.
I'm not going to argue here because not only are people probably taking these as entertaining amusement instead of debates, there is infinite futility in internet arguments.
 

Doomhammer828

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Well this had to happen sometime, people are remaking everything these days so it's only natural someone would see a huge house made of money while looking at a bible for new ideas.

Even though i'm kinda christian (Believe in God and Jesus however some other beliefs irk me) this doesn't offend me because.... well.... it sounds stupid but we all know it's going to succeed wheather the Pope likes it or not.
 
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crimsondynamics said:
Oh, okay, thanks. I searched for that and all I found was this:

"The signaling requirement in Rule 9(d) is merely a reminder of the obligation already imposed by Rule 34(d), which provides that the signal is sounded only when vessels are in sight of one another."
Somehow it didn't sound appropriate...
Whilst the numbers sometime change, the main rules are 1,2 and 34.

1: Do not talk about /b
2: Do NOT talk about /b
34: For every possible idea, there is pr0n of it.

35 is usually ...and someone will fap to it.

So say the rules of the internet.