Biggest Bullshit Ending for a Movie *Spoilers..... Probably*

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Pseudonym2

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Pseudonym2 said:
Transformers.

the villain gets the macguffin and act of getting the macguffin kills him. The heroes wasted 90 minutes trying to keep it from him.

2001

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Shaoken said:
Pseudonym2 said:
Transformers.

the villain gets the macguffin and act of getting the macguffin kills him. The heroes wasted 90 minutes trying to keep it from him.
I highly doubt that
Megatron was going to shove it into his chest. The point was that Sam activated the All Spark and converted it into energy which was directed at Megatron's spark.
It was pretty noisy when I saw it so I think I missed that.
Why didn't they do it earlier though?
 

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Though DEM's can be cop-out endings, DEM's also serve primarily as plot devices with a conception that one imagined took place in the writer's room as the last dead stripper with whom they'd been thrown on a train to Adventure Land spit out a drop of blood inexplicably, and hours after she uttered her last breath, signifying to the writers that the dealings with which they'd grown involved, particularly the destruction of the Gremalian ship in the hangar that happened to be owned by Gremalian Ambassador Mirakia, would lead to a permanent case of IRL plagiarism, typically if the hupu trip to Krion happened to occur during the plotting of a critical scene in the narrative which is being told by said writers, a resolution to an important plotline taking cue from the events, given their being fantastical, which is, in most literary circles, not an ideal form of storytelling.
 

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The Mist (as mentioned earlier). The revised ending was so different and crap compared to the open ended ending of the book, which held the smallest glimmer of hope amid the horror and despair. The movie ending was really forced and just pointlessly morbid, like pyschological torture porn suffered upon the main character by cruel fate
 

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Pseudonym2 said:
Pseudonym2 said:
Transformers.

the villain gets the macguffin and act of getting the macguffin kills him. The heroes wasted 90 minutes trying to keep it from him.

2001

????????!!!
Shaoken said:
Pseudonym2 said:
Transformers.

the villain gets the macguffin and act of getting the macguffin kills him. The heroes wasted 90 minutes trying to keep it from him.
I highly doubt that
Megatron was going to shove it into his chest. The point was that Sam activated the All Spark and converted it into energy which was directed at Megatron's spark.
It was pretty noisy when I saw it so I think I missed that.
Why didn't they do it earlier though?
Because both sides wanted the allspark for something. To destroy it was most likely their last ditch attempt at not dying.
 

Wulf Legend

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In Transformers, Megatron wasn't trying to get the Allspark shoved into his chest. It overloaded his circuits.

I agree with War of the Worlds. It's kind of lame, yet sensible I guess.
 

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Cuniculus said:
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Mindhunters was a great movie, but the end sucked because of the cheesiest one liner I have ever heard...

The killer uses the weaknesses of all the other FBI profilers to kill them... and at the end after they killed the bad guy one guy said "I guess we know what his weakness is... bullets."

Again, loved the movie... but that one line makes me want to never watch it again.
A friend used a variant of that quote for a job interview. The person was like "What's your greatest weakness?" to which he replied "Either fire or bullets."
Please tell me he got the job.
yes plz send me a message telling me if he did or didnt
 

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Aedrial said:
Anyone got an ending that pretty much screwed with your head that badly that you couldn't even remember the point of the whole thing?

Crank
Mine would be Crank... he just strangles the guy to death, calls his girlfriend (all while in midair) and then hits the ground, trampolines a few feet back and then he blinks and the credits roll... obviously he survived... considering there is a sequel... but still pretty strange.
The whole MOVIE was strange, that's why it was awesome. Perfectly weird ending for a perfectly fucked movie.
 

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Curtmiester said:
Anyone see the ending to War of the Worlds? If not, don't.
Agreed. Also, an additional thing that made me angry in the ending of the 2006 version is

the fact that the teenager survived! He was caught in a fucking explosion, and even if he survived that, he would be caught face-to-face with a giant death machine! I mean, we've established that the tripods take very few prisoners, and the few they take are likely experimented on/killed in a non-descript fashion! He should be a charred corpse, vaporized dust, a bloodless husk or a dead anal probe victim.
That, and why the fuck did the Tripods start breaking down? Well, ok, I know why but...

it's an enormous plot-hole! The aliens develop machines that shoot disintegration rays and nearly take over the earth, but they can't make protective suits? WTF is up with that?
 

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steeltrain said:
+1. I hadn't read the book, but having enjoyed the film thoroughly up to that point, I thought there was something definitely screwey about the ending.
 

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Motti said:
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Alot of movies = they wake up and realize it was all a dream
There's a name for that. Dues Ex Machina, aka a complete fucking cop-out.
deus ex machina is an act of god, or more correctly in this context, when the result has nothing to with what the protagonists are doing. Like, if the protagonists get to the end of the story, and the ending has nothing to do with them..

just a little example, in Two Towers novel, Aragorn, Gimly and Legolas are racing to Isengard at an exhausting pace, to save Merry and Pippin, but when they get there, the Ents have already rescued Merry and pippin, and destroyed Isengard. And then after it tells Merry and Pippin's side of the tale, but when you first read it, it's anticlimactic. The movie corrects this by showing the scenes in chronological sequence, but in the book, that's not how it happened.

mooncalf said:
steeltrain said:
+1. I hadn't read the book, but having enjoyed the film thoroughly up to that point, I thought there was something definitely screwey about the ending.
The book has an entirely different ending... and it's sort of funny, he talks about how he liked the books ending, but everyone else seemed to hate it, and wish he had a more conclusive ending, in the book itself.
 

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bernthalbob616 said:
Birras said:
Curtmiester said:
Anyone see the ending to War of the Worlds? If not, don't.
Agreed. Also, an additional thing that made me angry in the ending of the 2006 version is

the fact that the teenager survived! He was caught in a fucking explosion, and even if he survived that, he would be caught face-to-face with a giant death machine! I mean, we've established that the tripods take very few prisoners, and the few they take are likely experimented on/killed in a non-descript fashion! He should be a charred corpse, vaporized dust, a bloodless husk or a dead anal probe victim.
That, and why the fuck did the Tripods start breaking down? Well, ok, I know why but...

it's an enormous plot-hole! The aliens develop machines that shoot disintegration rays and nearly take over the earth, but they can't make protective suits? WTF is up with that?
the Tripods are Biomechanical, the biological bits bites the dust.
 

Wulf Legend

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Deus ex machina is when something randomly happens to resolve a conflict. Waking up from a dream is just an easy way to create this.
 

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Starship Troopers

The main part of the film was great, but I thought I'd fallen asleep and missed a chunk towards the end when suddenly "Oh hey we've caught the giant thing that controlled everything but was previous unmentioned and now all the creatures are dead". WTF? Learn how to close a film properly you muppets...
 

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I Am Legend. Although, that wasn't quite so out of the blue as the others that have been mentioned, since the whole thing just went downhill in about the 3rd half. Still a bullshitty ending, though.
 

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Skinned Deep.

Killing a knife wielding villain with a motorcycle, when he JUST survived an explosion? Yes!
Getting attacked by an alien-like creature from the innards of a decapitated god-man? Sure!
Entering a policeman's shack to report that your family is dead and you were held captive by freaks that were killed by an ancient, almost mezozoic, biker gang and ask him to call the cops? Of course.
Screaming for the entire lenght of the credits? Sure, why not!