Biggest Douche in fiction.

[Elgnirp100]

Revolver Ocelot

You have to actually try to be as much of a douche as he is.
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What a badly worded sentence

 

[gigastar]

The World Nobles in One Piece.

I could list the douche factor for theese guys, but that on its own would double the current length of this thread. So i shall just link to their page on the One Piece Wiki [http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/World_Noble] and let you read about them.

EDIT: I found a poll for "Favorite World Noble" on that page, the top two choices are "Hate them all" and a dog that was seen perhaps twice.

 

[OneCatch]

HK-47 from KOTOR would be it, but he has the redeeming quality of being awesome.

Sooo... I'll say Quinn Dexter from the Night's Dawn trilogy by Peter F Hamilton.

 

[Warachia]

Jay, that ninja piece of shit from Tales of Legendia who treats everyone like dirt, caused a genocide, got the main characters fiancée killed, nearly got the main characters sister killed, chose not to stop a war (by directly hindering the main characters who were trying to stop it, and no, he was not working for the villain, he's just an asshole), and nearly got you killed because he wanted to test out an experimental machine that he was pretty sure would kill you, so he stayed off of it when everyone else got on after lying to them that it was perfectly safe.
He takes no responsibility for any of this, and all the characters simply choose to ignore all of these events, and the game wants you to like this guy.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Marche from FF Tactics Advance.

I mean, come on! He wants to leave Ivalice, where he has the opportunity for adventure and possesses a whole bevy of friends in order to return to his mundane "Real" life? Not to mention he basically strong-arms his friends into coming with. Ritz has to contend with her albinism back home (And has almost no friends as a consequence of it) and worst of all, Mewt. I mean, back home this kid has no pals, his fathers in debt and his mother's dead. Ivalice, he's the sodding ruler of the realm and his father is his right-hand man.

I mean sure, it's delusional and Mewt's surrogate mother is actually this vile crystal demoness...not to mention the balance of power in Ivalice is thrown astray but...ah, what the hell. Marche is just a tad self-righteous if you ask me. Not to mention he has so few problems in comparison with his "friends"...

Awesome fucking game though!

 

[KrabbiPatty]

Joffrey Baratheon.

Or as I like to call him, Prince Douchewhore of Doucheington, Lord of the Cocksucker Realms and Defender of the Asshole Empire.

It is, quite literally, impossible to have this discussion if we're even going to pretend someone wins out over Joffrey. This thread should be "AFTER Joffrey Baratheon, who is the second biggest douche?"

Sauron and Sauruman at least had PLANS, they had some goal besides being simply evil, something to aspire to and attain. Cirsei too, and ditto for most "evil dictator" types. Even Tygra, and by the way I agree his "tragic past" doesn't excuse him being a completely worthless human being, but even TYGRA is not just outright, no bullshit, no reason or rationality EVIL.

Joffrey has no goals, no tragic backstory, no redeeming quality whatsoever. Except maybe his magnificent head of hair...but ALL the Lannisters have that, so fuck him! Just to give you an idea, Jame Lannister, his father, is an incestuous asshole who murdered a teenager and tried to kill and eventually crippled a child and he's FAR LESS of an asshole than Joffrey Baratheon.

Fuck.

That.

Kid.

 

[likalaruku]

Dr Amano & The Witch Queen from GetBackers, despite the fact that Dr. Amano is only in 1 chapter of the last volume & The Witch Queen is only ever talked about.

Dr. Amano: What she says to her son Ginji basically amounts to "Your entire life was a lie; virtual reality, none of your friends are like they are in the real world, half of your friends don't even really exist, the adventures you had with them never happened. It's all something we programmed."

With Queen: "You are the devil, no literally, & don't bother looking for your father or myself because neither of us want to see you. By the way, the girl you have a crush on is your sister; I changed your memory so you'd think she was related to that guy you killed. BTW, did I mention that neither you nor your sister exist in the real world? You're basically a virus I created to prevent the Amano boy from waking up from his coma. Also, you have to fight him to the death before he can leave, & in order for him to leave, they have to retrieve a key from your sister's body, & she has to die for it to appear."

Worst parents EVAR!

& the biggest douchebag who is NOT fictional that I can think of would be Thomas Edison.

 

[Ilja Lyubimov]

Morrigan from DAO... Such a shallow character, yet she's extremely popular just because people love douches.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Kent Mansley.

"Hold you fire, the boy's alive?" "It's a trick, launch the missile!" Dwaaah!?

Spoiler

See!? He even gives us a trollface!

 

[Pinkamena]

Tha Mayor in Stephen Kings "Under the Dome". My desire to punch him in the face increased exponentially throughout the book.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Umbridge from Harry Potter. She is the biggest evilest bastard in all, Voldemort is nicer then her

 

[McMullen]

Sauron from Lord of The Rings. What a dick.

Edit: There's also Shishio from Rurouni Kenshin, who wanted to take over Japan mainly because he couldn't accept the fact that he was a douche.

I dunno, Sauron and Morgoth struck me as just being dicks because it was in their nature (Morgoth began that way, and Sauron was corrupted by him). Feanor, on the other hand, now there's a guy who could have been merely the most awesome elf who ever lived, and instead he chose to be a prideful, selfish, covetous, kinslaying, traitorous, mass-murdering douchebag.

 

[thelonewolf266]

Fucking Kai Leng that piece of shit appears out of the fucking blue murders Thane and then cheats when you're about to kill him in a mission which pretty much dooms the galaxy.He's so unbelievably shit yet he also beats you I can't stand that bastard.

 

[shrekfan246]

Well, I always though Dolor--

Umbridge from Harry Potter. She is the biggest evilest bastard in all, Voldemort is nicer then her

Yeah, her.

Also, I'm surprised nobody has mentioned whats-his-face from... uh... Avatar? I think? The guy who isn't Goku. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/6.313107-No-Right-Answer-Worst-Father-Ever]

Everyone from Bulletstorm.

Renegade Shepard.

Batman in Arkham City.

Frank Burns from MASH.

Most "Secret Government Operations" in any assorted video game/movie/TV show.

The Alliance in Firefly.

I could probably think of a few more if I wanted.

 

[TheNaut131]

Kent Mansley.

"Hold you fire, the boy's alive?" "It's a trick, launch the missile!" Dwaaah!?

Spoiler

See!? He even gives us a trollface!

The first minute of this scene explains why this character is such a douche.