Biggest Douche in fiction.

[launchpadmcqwak]

God damn Beardy Baldy from the original Fable. That guy was the biggest douche I've ever met.

..Give me mullet chops will you... *grumble*

HAHA I REMEMBER THAT GUY!

 

[solemnwar]

I would have to say that the reapers are pretty dickish. And of course whatever batshit insane twat(s) invented the damn things.

"Derp derp synthetics will always wipe out organics! So let's make a race of synthetic/organic hybrids to systematically wipe everything out anyways! Because it's not like AI could ever possible be reasoned with amirite?"

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Joffrey from GoT
Just a douche for the sake of it, because he can be. Plus he's kinda snivelling and all-round useless.

Well written to be thoroughly detestable.

He is the only character I have ever read about that I wanted to beat to death with a tire iron. No redeeming characteristics at all, the little bastard (literally).

 

[Nerexor]

The World Nobles in One Piece.

I could list the douche factor for theese guys, but that on its own would double the current length of this thread. So i shall just link to their page on the One Piece Wiki [http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/World_Noble] and let you read about them.

EDIT: I found a poll for "Favorite World Noble" on that page, the top two choices are "Hate them all" and a dog that was seen perhaps twice.

This. This group of people are born into so much power that they can do whatever the hell they want, and if someone interferes, the entire might of the One Piece Marines (and given the One Piece world is mostly small islands and ocean, the navy is HUGE and absurdly powerful) is at their disposal. It's like an entire TRIBE of Joffrey Baratheons. They kill people at their whim, engage in slavery and it's implied that the slavery is at least sometimes with rapetastic results for the slaves. They're classist, racist, overprivileged SOBs with an ungodly amount of power that none of them have been shown to have earned in even the slightest.

 

[TheIronRuler]

Sauron from Lord of The Rings. What a dick.

I think Saruman is a much bigger douche than Sauron.

They both have nothing on Denethor. God, I hated that guy and his tomatoes.

I disagree with you on that one. He faced many great sorrows and it nearly broke his spirit. Not only did he manage to face the strength of Sauron and not be corrupted (Much unlike Saruman), he faced the death of his son. No, the character was a man, not a douche.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Any Resident Evil villain. Also that guy in the beginning of 3 who refuses to come with you and locks himself in some sort of storage container.

 

[Woodsey]

Joffrey from GoT
Just a douche for the sake of it, because he can be. Plus he's kinda snivelling and all-round useless.

Well written to be thoroughly detestable.

It's like he's thought to himself before every episode: "Last week was good, but how can I be MORE of a massive twat?"

Spoiler

"I know, I'll make one prostitute bludgeon another!"

 

[Kerboom]

Hm...

I'm gonna say The Devil, Lucifer, or whatever you'd like to call him from The Bible Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones.

He's a bit of a prick.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Gilda from the MLP:FiM episode "Griffon the Brush". For the sole fact that she made Fluttershy cry! Only the doucheiest of douches would make Fluttershy cry! What a massive *****. Good thing she got herself humiliated in the end, she deserved it. Goddamn, Gilda was such a twat.

 

[Spectral Dragon]

Geoffrey Lannister

I've only seen maybe an hour of snippets from the series, but... Without even knowing his name from there, or how he looks from here, I know exactly who he is. I've yet to really become invested in it, but... DAMN he's an asshole.

Err... Biggest douche? Aside from Geoffrey Lannister, the spy from TF2. *grumbles*

 

[The Funslinger]

Joffrey from GoT
Just a douche for the sake of it, because he can be. Plus he's kinda snivelling and all-round useless.

Well written to be thoroughly detestable.

Yep!

Also, Janos Slynt from the same series. It's implied that he's capable because prior to the events of the book he rose to commander through his own means. He's still a wanker, though. His ability just makes him believable.

 

[Gizmo1990]

For me it is tied between Snow from Final Fantasy 13

Biggest douche in video games is Snow Villers, hands down

Yeah man, that guy was such a douche. I mean, he was some punk who just lost someone he cared for deeply, but tried his best to remain optimistic while others decided to break down, took the blame for many events that wasn't his fault whatsoever and overall just tried to save everyone he knew and generally be a selfless guy. It's not like anyone else in the game ever made rash decisions, like Hope trying to kill snow for a faulty reason or Fang nearly getting the entire team killed, or Lightning who continuously keeps screwing up.

What a total asshole. It's not Lightning or Fang who are the irresponsible morons who blame everyone for their problems, it's the guy with an actual backbone.

If it makes you feel any better I hated everyone in that game

 

[The Funslinger]

Sauron from Lord of The Rings. What a dick.

I think Saruman is a much bigger douche than Sauron.

They both have nothing on Denethor. God, I hated that guy and his tomatoes.

I disagree with you on that one. He faced many great sorrows and it nearly broke his spirit. Not only did he manage to face the strength of Sauron and not be corrupted (Much unlike Saruman), he faced the death of his son. No, the character was a man, not a douche.

He was a giant asshole to Faramir and to a lesser extent Pippin though.
Or was that movie-only stuff? I haven't read the book in years.
Boromir was the man for me, because unlike most of the fellowship he wasn't some flawless magical superhero with absolutely no flaws.

If I were Faramir, I'd have decked him. Then as I was being taken to be hanged, my last words would be "worth it".

It amazes me how he seemed to put up with that for years. Denethor wasn't even subtle about it... at least he showed some love towards the end. While he was going cookoo pants.

 

[Dandark]

Well I heard biggest douche in gaming and the first thing that came to mind was

Spoiler: This guy

 

[immortalfrieza]

Can I be the first to say Zap Brannigan?

Or Gary Oak, either one.

Ooooh, or Duke Devlin.

There's a reason this comic was made:



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