Biggest Douche in fiction.

[revjor]

Basically everything about Bishop for years now in X-Men comics.

Dude. Your future IS gonna suck. No matter what you change in the past your future always seems to suck. Maybe it's your fault. Your sister is gonna die. Deal with it. Stop being a douche.

 

[SpaceBat]

If it makes you feel any better I hated everyone in that game

I was in a bit of a bad mood when I wrote that down and now that I read back through it, I feel that it was a bit too asshole-ish and defensive, so I'm sorry about that. I really don't care about FF13 or any of its characters and I will agree with your post, as I hated everyone as well...Vanille and Lightning in particular .

Spoiler

Could I kindly ask you to elaborate though? The fact that Snow is such a hated character, while the likes of Lightning is loved is something I don't yet understand. It appears that people really hate his "Save everyone and be a hero" attitude, but seeing as these moments are a way for him to cope with all that happened and keep his spirits up/stay optimistic and motivated, made it far easier to me to deal with it. If you don't feel like it, feel free to ignore my post.

 

[Gizmo1990]

If it makes you feel any better I hated everyone in that game

I was in a bit of a bad mood when I wrote that down and now that I read back through it, I feel that it was a bit too asshole-ish and defensive, so I'm sorry about that. I really don't care about FF13 or any of its characters and I will agree with your post, as I hated everyone as well...Vanille and Lightning in particular .

Spoiler

Could I kindly ask you to elaborate though? The fact that Snow is such a hated character, while the likes of Lightning is loved is something I don't yet understand. It appears that people really hate his "Save everyone and be a hero" attitude, but seeing as these moments are a way for him to cope with all that happened and keep his spirits up/stay optimistic and motivated, made it far easier to me to deal with it. If you don't feel like it, feel free to ignore my post.

First off no worries I was not offended. As for Snow I cannot really explain. I just really dislike him but then I dislike everything about that game. In many ways he was similer to Tidus from FF 10 and while he could be inoying I liked him.

It all come down to I dislike the story off FF 13. If Snow had been in another FF it is possible that I would not have minded him so much. I mean Zell from FF8 and Steiner from FF 9 were douche bags but I loved them and the way there charcters grew.

 

[lacktheknack]

I dunno about fiction, but in reality? John Wayne Gacy. Dude was a fucked up pedo clown. That ate kids. Fiction needs to catch up to that guy

That leapfrogs "douchecanoe" and goes straight to "psychotic criminal".

OT: PsychicTaco115.

 

[Kerboom]

Hm...

I'm gonna say The Devil, Lucifer, or whatever you'd like to call him from The Bible Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones.

He's a bit of a prick.

I know it's baratheon, but come on, he was sired by two Lannisters

I know most people will have read/seen it by now, but seriously, spoilers.

That's why most people will still refer to him as Joffrey Baratheon when talking about him, because some people who may not have read/seen the tv show/books won't know this.

Think of the people.

 

[bluegate]

There are several, the one to have annoyed me recently would be Sasuke from Naruto
How far an interesting character can fall...

 

[Rooster893]

Eric Sparrow from Tony Hawk's Underground. Fuck that guy.

 

[Kermi]

Sherlock Holmes is pretty douchy. Conan Doyle made it a point in his books to show that the only reason Sherlock even survives in the world is because he's right most of the time.

Bah, Holmes might be a douchebag if he had any characterisation beyond "smug asshole who's always right and also the best at everything". He's the original Marty Stu. Hell, he only has a drug habit because in the upper classes of the late 19th century cocaine was at the same time quite trendy and a dirty little secret.

 

[mrdude2010]

The trio of villians from the Count of Monte Cristo (Danglars, Fernand, Villefort).

What?! Caderousse was a much bigger douche than any of them because he had absolutely no convictions (read: balls) at all, while they had the ambition to follow through in condemning Edmonde.

OT: Gaius Baltar from BSG... man, has he got a face that was made for punching.

It's precisely because he has no convictions that I don't consider him as much of a douche. He's just so weak it's kind of sad and pathetic. The others took active steps in wrongly convicting him, so they were being massive douches. Caderousse is just a massive pussy.

 

[spartan231490]

Without any doubt whatsoever, the biggest douche in fiction, is the guy from Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom. I have blocked his name from my memory: White hair, "created" the phantom. He skyrocketed to the top of my all-time hated list. I hate this guy more than stalin. I hate this guy more than hitler. I hate this guy more than my neighbor who plays bad music loudly at 4 AM. I hate this guy more than my coworker who can't fucking count money and takes 30 minutes to count the drawers after close. In fact, I hate this guy more than all of them put together. If you have seen the anime, you know what I'm talking about.

 

[DSD12]

Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat is one of the biggest DOUCHES in all fighting games why? because he CHEATS

 

[Dr Snakeman]

After Joffrey Baratheon, the biggest douche in fiction would be Nathan from "Misfits." When my friend made me watch the pilot episode, Nathan was my biggest problem with that TV show. That character is almost never serious, picks and mocks everyone, constantly craves attention, does stupid random stuff, lacks empathy, and thinks he is the best and the most awesome person alive. And in addition he is the "fan favorite." I wonder why do people like this guy, and why did none of the characters punched him, after spending a few hours listening to the guy.

Just watch this video if you are curious about what I am talking about:

I think he's the fan favorite precisely because of his douchiness. Watching him be a total obnoxious asshole to everyone (while still remaining funny) is the only thing that made that show watchable. He's not in the current season; not surprisingly, the show got really boring, really quickly.

Anyway, as for my contribution: I doubt I can pin down the very douchiest of fictional characters, but this guy is a pretty big douche.

 

[Risingblade]

Every woman in the Wheel of time series except Moraine

 

[Evilpigeon]

Gordon freeman. I mean people keep talking to him, they give him cool weapons like a gravity gun and he just doesn't give a shit.

Never says thankyou, not once :/

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I'm gonna have to agree that Joffrey takes that award.

He is the perfect literary example of absolute power corrupting absolute.

I highly recommend watching season 2 of game of thrones to see this. I'm sure the actor is a nice guy, but if I were him, I would really be worried about random people punching me in the face given how well he pulls it off.

Spoiler: Major Spoiler for Book 3

His death was one of the few times reading a book has caused me to shout for joy

 

[timelordrick]

Captain Hammer. He only dated a girl to use her for sex and to make his enemy feel terrible about himself. Such a Douche