Biggest Douche in fiction.

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Gizmo1990

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Scarim Coral said:
Gizmo1990 said:
I do not care if he has a good reason the fact of the matter is he is a duche and I cannot watch the show any more because he pisses me off so much. I do not care if you have abandonment issues or daddy issues stop be a whiny ***** and help your brother you prick!

But if you can look past his then good for you. The rest of the show is good.
While I'm not trying to convince you otherwise but you can at least know of his origin story and to why he's such a douche (well we know he think he make a better king but it was sort of more than that). This way you can still berate him despite knowing his background.
In this episode we learn that Tygra hail from the Tiger clan who are exiled because their ancestor were still loyal to Mumm-Ra after his defeat. While this clan had prosper in such cold condition (the clan were living inside a snowy mountain), a plague had fallen on the clan.
Tygra father was King Java and while he wanted to asked the Lion for their help, his council disagree since they are too prideful to ask for help from them and instead seek help from dark magic.
The dark magic reveal the dark ones who had cured the clan of the plague however in return the King must sacriface his only son Tygra because they know one day he will grow up to vanquish evils.
The king was left alone to do it however at the last moment he cannot bring himself to killed his beloved son so he insert place him a small ballon and set it free.
The ballon landed in Thundera which just so happen Claudus and his wife were trying to have a baby but fail so Tygra arrival was like their pray were answer from the gods.
Tygra had a happy childhood as his adoptice mother nurture him with her love (she called him her little Prince) that is until some time later they told him he going to have a brother in which she stop calling him her little Prince. While she did gave birth to Lion-O she died in the process.
So overall Tygra lost the right to suceed his adoptive father and the only person who loved him (the King was kind of cold/ emotionless to him in his childhood).
That is sad and I get that he has issues but it is not Lion-O's fault. Rather than help his brother become a good king and help him protect their people he complains about how unfair it is that he is not king and constently insults his brother making him question himself and making him into a weak king. That is selfish and really very pathetic. I get that you like the show, I do as well, but if anything this makes me hate him more.

Also Cheetara is fiction's biggest cock tease.
 

Amethyst Wind

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Knight Captain Kerr said:
I have to go with 456 from Torchwood. I really hated them.
I actually thought they were really funny.

Earth: Do you wish to destroy/fight/rob us?
456: Nah brah, we just want to get high as balls!
 

SckizoBoy

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The trio of villians from the Count of Monte Cristo (Danglars, Fernand, Villefort).
What?! Caderousse was a much bigger douche than any of them because he had absolutely no convictions (read: balls) at all, while they had the ambition to follow through in condemning Edmonde.

OT: Gaius Baltar from BSG... man, has he got a face that was made for punching.
 

Flailing Escapist

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Dante is a pretty big douche :D

Vergil is much more awesome.
Yeah, Dante is a smug prick. Especially in 4.
I know many game protagonists smarm one-liners to themselves, but for some reason Dante gets on my nerves specially.
You think he's bad now?!
*softly weeps*
 

Phasmal

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Flailing Escapist said:
Phasmal said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Dante is a pretty big douche :D

Vergil is much more awesome.
Yeah, Dante is a smug prick. Especially in 4.
I know many game protagonists smarm one-liners to themselves, but for some reason Dante gets on my nerves specially.
You think he's bad now?!
*softly weeps*
What the actual fuck, he looks like he's trying to take a shit in the middle of a rave. On someone's face.

Yeah, I'm not buying that.
My boyfriend thinks we are getting that, but he will learn he is mistaken.

Why up the douchebaggery with every game? >_ <
 

MintberryCrunch

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God damn Beardy Baldy from the original Fable. That guy was the biggest douche I've ever met.

..Give me mullet chops will you... *grumble*
 

Alssadar

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Another point down for Joffery. I've never imagined such younglings could be so insolent...
Perhaps Horus from Warhammer 40k, 'cuz he was all "Dad, nice galactic empire--let's throw some daemons into that mix and create some messed up shit. Yeah, who needed a proud and powerful empire of acceptance and advancement anyways."
 

Kyr Knightbane

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I dunno about fiction, but in reality? John Wayne Gacy. Dude was a fucked up pedo clown. That ate kids. Fiction needs to catch up to that guy
 

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Flailing Escapist said:
Phasmal said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Dante is a pretty big douche :D

Vergil is much more awesome.
Yeah, Dante is a smug prick. Especially in 4.
I know many game protagonists smarm one-liners to themselves, but for some reason Dante gets on my nerves specially.
You think he's bad now?!
*softly weeps*
I think my eyes melted. I'm typing from muscle memory now.

How.....why........what........

I'm fine with tits in games, but this is the most chauvinistic crap I have seen since TERA. Did they just give up with the IP and decided to take the route of Dead or Alive and sell the game to perverts cuz tits? I just...holy fuck......

It makes me embarrased to like the DMC IP, and that's NOT A GOOD THING.
 

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Your rival in pokemon red/blue/yellow/silver/gold (didn't play any more after that).

How many times do I have to stomp your face into the ground before you drop the attitude???
 

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I'd say Joffrey Baratheon, but... well...
He was just a pawn for his mother's ambitions, raised (I'm convinced quite intentionally) to be her pawn on the throne (until Petyr had him poisoned... by an unwitting Sansa). The kid was a douche, alright... but his mother is still the most evil yet believable ***** in any fiction I've ever seen.

Spoiler free version: Cersei Lannister is the most evil yet believable ***** in any fiction I've ever seen. The nomenclature is different, but I think her actions qualify is douchebaggery.
 

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the Dept of Science said:
The guy that the hot girl in every romantic comedy is dating before the more dorky, lovable protagonist wins her over.
See that guy probably goes home every night and works out to ridiculous lengths, and probably spends a good majority of his time trying to be the guy women want him to be. Yet, he still always gets fucked over and loses the girl in the end. Sometimes he's not even an asshole and the dorky, lovable protagonist just flat out steals his girlfriend when he doesn't even deserve her.

I think you have the wrong guy.

OT: I dunno if anyone else read Micro, but Vin Drake is a total prick. He could just squish Peter at the beginning, but instead he decides to feed him to a fucking snake.