Spore. I spent 3 years of my life eagerly following every... Single... fucking... development site of that crap ass game.
It was the biggest disappointment when I played it. It almost reduced me to tears. I hated everything about it. (Apart from the cell stage, because whats not to like?)
Everything after the cell stage. Massive disappointment. No fish stage? A cell just gets legs and goes on land?
Creature stage? Oh okay, bones on the ground. Premade creatures? Oh, erm. Right. Oh, I've won creature stage inside 20 minutes? Okay then.
Tribe stage? I CANT CUSTOMIZE MY CREATURE ANYMORE? Well, okay i'll soldier on. I can't design anything on this stage? I can only put 1 piece of armor on my creatures? Okay, well that's cool. Oh, I'm fighting myself, and another premade creature... I've won? Well, that was a good 7 minutes.
Okay, City stage. Well, this is kinda live civ. Only, a lot less padded ou- Oh, i've won that?
Space stage? Okay, now maybe this won't disappoint me. I can't come back to my creatures? Erm okay, I guess I'll just colonize planets. Oh, so the cities I make are just... Pretty looking buttons? Fine then.
5000000 planets later. I finally expanded my hollow empire to the center of the galaxy. To find the mystery behind this game. Oh, it's a short cut scene involving a cartoon robot giving me the power to do something I could to in under 60 seconds anyway? FUCK YOU SPORE /uninstall