Biggest Hypocrite you know.(Liars included)

[COR 2000]

Alright, Boys and Girls of the escapist, I want all of you to tell me of either the biggest Liar and/or Hypocrite that you know. And I'm not talking about anyone notorious, mind you, like Jack Thompson Or Elliot Spitzer, I'm referring to someone obscure to us that you know in real life.

For example, I know a kid over Xbox Live who claims to be the most intelligent* and Creative person in the world, and acts as though EVERYTHING else in the world (mostly) is S***.*Note, this kid is 16, yet Has no Idea what Cultist and Propaganda mean and claims he cannot multiply. Here's proof:
"Friend:So 20x20 nukes makes 2000!"
Me:Wait, 20x20?
Friend:Uh, yeah.
Me:Um, 20x20=400.
Friend:Seriously? That makes no sense whatsoever.
Me:*Sigh...Again*

Also, to be a complete Jerk-ass, he once sent all his friends, including me, a picture of a naked fat guy wearing a santa hat. My Eyeballs are still plotting his murder for that.

So, who else goes on your liar/hypocrite lists?

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

Me. Because despite my constant affirmations to the contrary I am not, in fact, cool in the slightest. Regardless of what my mummy tells me.

 

[COR 2000]

Me. Because despite my constant affirmations to the contrary I am not, in fact, cool in the slightest.

Ouch is my only response.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

If one belive ones own lies, are one still a liar?

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

Me. Because despite my constant affirmations to the contrary I am not, in fact, cool in the slightest.

Ouch is my only response.

I'm only kidding. I'm super cool, super sexy and really fast at running. Not to mention my mad guitar skills.

 

[ThaBenMan]

My boss at one of my jobs was the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen. He would yell at my friend and I for talking while working, but then he would turn around and talk with this other old asshole. One time he came over and was drawing diagrams and shit for some renovations on his house that my friend was going to help him with. If me or my friend did anything like that we would have our asses chewed out for it and possibly be fired. But if it suits him, it's fine to waste time like that.

 

[Shirahime]

Probably my ex best friend/flatmate.

She was a total arse.

 

[Danny Ocean]

My parents. I don't care if it's for my own good!

 

[COR 2000]

I forgot to mention: Said person once started calling YouTube Very Christian and complained that they removed his video................................ Of MegaMan Hentai (I S*** You not, he COMPLAINED about it.)

 

[Alphavillain]

Everyone lets you down if you expect their loyalty. Most people are backstabbers at some poit in their lives (including me!) Most people are hypocrites, just accept it and don't take them seriously.

 

[Hellion25]

Everyone lets you down if you expect their loyalty. Most people are backstabbers at some poit in their lives (including me!) Most people are hypocrites, just accept it and don't take them seriously.

Agreed 100%. Everybody screws up at some point and does something stupid that others see as hypocritical or hurtful. Hell on of my best buds does it completly dependant on how her relationships with friends/her boyfriend is going, but she usually realises at some point and apologises so I figure just get on with life and don't let other people's crap have too much of an effect on you.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

The Pope.

 

[crepesack]

mccain /obama they seem to take turns

 

[COR 2000]

I also forgot to mention that my friend says he's certain of an "Anime" Dimension. And that he will get all the girls in said dimension (Well, sort of...)

 

[ElephantGuts]

mccain /obama they seem to take turns

I believe "obscure people you know in real life" was specified in the thread but I completely agree with you anyway.

 

[COR 2000]

mccain /obama they seem to take turns

I believe "obscure people you know in real life" was specified in the thread but I completely agree with you anyway.

Thanks for clearing that for me.

 

[qbert4ever]

I forgot to mention: Said person once started calling YouTube Very Christian and complained that they removed his video................................ Of MegaMan Hentai (I S*** You not, he COMPLAINED about it.)

So... Why are you friends with him?

Unless of course you're into Santa porn. I don't judge.

 

[COR 2000]

I forgot to mention: Said person once started calling YouTube Very Christian and complained that they removed his video................................ Of MegaMan Hentai (I S*** You not, he COMPLAINED about it.)

So... Why are you friends with him?

Unless of course you're into Santa porn. I don't judge.

I'm not into santa porn (NOT BY A LONGSHOT), but he considers me a friend and likes me(In a non-gay way.).

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The Pope.

I second this.
And it's not just because I'm an athiest. I liked the old pope, he had a sort of Winnie the Pooh quality to him. But the new one just pisses me off.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I forgot to mention: Said person once started calling YouTube Very Christian and complained that they removed his video................................ Of MegaMan Hentai (I S*** You not, he COMPLAINED about it.)

So... Why are you friends with him?

Unless of course you're into Santa porn. I don't judge.

I'm not into santa porn (NOT BY A LONGSHOT), but he considers me a friend and likes me(In a non-gay way.).

That's what I was wondering. I'm surprised how many times I see people complaining about how annoying/immature/overall horrible their "friends" are, and expect people to not wonder why they are your friend. So I do wonder.