Biggest Hypocrite you know.(Liars included)

[Reaperman Wompa]

I'm in High School. In Oklahoma.

"We'll never request for you to do anything illegal in school. Now gather 'round for the group prayer, please!"

Do they give you shit if you don't?

If they do, then vdgmpgrmr could be seeing some sizable money soon, hehe....

Please do that. Please. for me at least, then take a picture of their faces.

I could die happily.

 

[sheomad]

thos this was a movie quote its so true "every male (gays excluded ) like head but dont like to give it" XD that makes u a hypocrite

 

[Typecast]

Alright, Boys and Girls of the escapist, I want all of you to tell me of either the biggest Liar and/or Hypocrite that you know. And I'm not talking about anyone notorious, mind you, like Jack Thompson Or Elliot Spitzer, I'm referring to someone obscure to us that you know in real life.

For example, I know a kid over Xbox Live who claims to be the most intelligent* and Creative person in the world, and acts as though EVERYTHING else in the world (mostly) is S***.*Note, this kid is 16, yet Has no Idea what Cultist and Propaganda mean and claims he cannot multiply. Here's proof:
"Friend:So 20x20 nukes makes 2000!"
Me:Wait, 20x20?
Friend:Uh, yeah.
Me:Um, 20x20=400.
Friend:Seriously? That makes no sense whatsoever.
Me:*Sigh...Again*

Also, to be a complete Jerk-ass, he once sent all his friends, including me, a picture of a naked fat guy wearing a santa hat. My Eyeballs are still plotting his murder for that.

So, who else goes on your liar/hypocrite lists?

Some prick I know sent me the same picture

 

[COR 2000]

Alright, Boys and Girls of the escapist, I want all of you to tell me of either the biggest Liar and/or Hypocrite that you know. And I'm not talking about anyone notorious, mind you, like Jack Thompson Or Elliot Spitzer, I'm referring to someone obscure to us that you know in real life.

For example, I know a kid over Xbox Live who claims to be the most intelligent* and Creative person in the world, and acts as though EVERYTHING else in the world (mostly) is S***.*Note, this kid is 16, yet Has no Idea what Cultist and Propaganda mean and claims he cannot multiply. Here's proof:
"Friend:So 20x20 nukes makes 2000!"
Me:Wait, 20x20?
Friend:Uh, yeah.
Me:Um, 20x20=400.
Friend:Seriously? That makes no sense whatsoever.
Me:*Sigh...Again*

Also, to be a complete Jerk-ass, he once sent all his friends, including me, a picture of a naked fat guy wearing a santa hat. My Eyeballs are still plotting his murder for that.

So, who else goes on your liar/hypocrite lists?

Some prick I know sent me the same picture

Send me a message on my profile: Who was this guy?

 

[COR 2000]

hyposcrites sometimes can be awesome ninjas.

Ninja's like these guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk
(Turn off the sound, unless you like Rise Against)

fucking amazing...

Impressive... Most Impressive....

 

[irishdelinquent]

The biggest hypocrites I know are all women (no offense). It seems whenever I talk to one of my female friends, they always say "I wish I could find a nice, sensitive, caring guy". Two days later I hear how they're dating "attractive" douchebag #5.

 

[jdog345]

I go to a Christian school and I can say pretty much the whole school. I'm a Christian myself so that wasn't a Christianity bash. I love my Jesus but not always my Christians.

I don't go to Christian School, but I feel your pain.

 

[Murrah]

My Two (Yes two) pesky sisters!
Is it just because im the youngest!

Ageism!!

 

[KefZ_X]

Can I nominate Raiden from the MG series..... no wait he was somthing else ummmm whats the word Im looking for..?

 

[PersianLlama]

The average person at my school is a continuous hypocrite. (Including teachers)

 

[COR 2000]

The average person at my school is a continuous hypocrite. (Including teachers)

Once again, Same Here.

 

[s0denone]

The biggest liar?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

I have a friend that claimed he got Halo 3 the day it came out. When I went around his house I suggested we should give it a go, though I later found out he didn't even have an Xbox!

 

[Jamash]

The Pope.

Yeah, because you know that under his robes he's got like 6 condoms on his dick, just for shits & giggles.

 

[s0denone]

The Pope.

Yeah, because you know that under his robes he's got like 6 condoms on his dick, just for shits & giggles.

That's not true, he just want to have similiar hats on both heads.

 

[Copter400]

The biggest liar?

What, you mean that giant pointing hand is a liar? The biggest of liars?

*****, I'll cut him.

 

[s0denone]

The biggest liar?

What, you mean that giant pointing hand is a liar? The biggest of liars?

*****, I'll cut him.

Yes, that's what I meant. We were talking about the biggest liar after all, weren't we?

EDIT: I will do you no good cutting him though, considering that the hand belongs to the Flying Female.

 

[COR 2000]

The biggest liar?

Oh, Crap! How'd you find out?!

 

[Aries_Split]

I love my Jesus

Must...refrain...from...making...joke...

The biggest liars often have the smallest problems.

 

[NeedAUserName]

My Eyeballs are still plotting his murder for that.

You're eyeballs think for themselves?... Good excuse if you get caught looking at something you shouldn't be, "Sorry, its just I can't control my eyeballs"