Biggest Hypocrite you know.(Liars included)

[Tsuki Tanaka]

The biggest hypocrites I know are all women (no offense). It seems whenever I talk to one of my female friends, they always say "I wish I could find a nice, sensitive, caring guy". Two days later I hear how they're dating "attractive" douchebag #5.

It's funny how often this seems to come up in day-to-day life...

I'm in High School. In Oklahoma.

"We'll never request for you to do anything illegal in school. Now gather 'round for the group prayer, please!"

Do they give you shit if you don't?

If they do, then vdgmpgrmr could be seeing some sizable money soon, hehe....

Please do that. Please. for me at least, then take a picture of their faces.

I could die happily.

I second this, as well. The look of shock would be PRICELESS. xD

 

[Radelaide]

The biggest hypocrites I know are all women (no offense). It seems whenever I talk to one of my female friends, they always say "I wish I could find a nice, sensitive, caring guy". Two days later I hear how they're dating "attractive" douchebag #5.

We're not hypocrites, just psycho. It's how we roll.

 

[TommyGun465]

a guy who says Hitler was an arse, even though hes against people with a different religion (he threatened me for not believing Adam and Eve), gay people and other folks who are different.

 

[COR 2000]

My Eyeballs are still plotting his murder for that.

You're eyeballs think for themselves?... Good excuse if you get caught looking at something you shouldn't be, "Sorry, its just I can't control my eyeballs"

Yes, they do think for themselves. And what that guy sent me just enraged them.

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

We're all hypocrites, we've all been hypocritical at one time or another in our lives and we have all lied, and if you say you've never lied before then guess what that was? Your first lie lol

 

[teh_gunslinger]

As stated above, we are all liars and hypocrites to some extent.
The trick is to keep it at a minimum I guess.

For my own case I know I'm both, and a complete bastard at times to boot. (High point must be when my mate found me making out with his naked girlfriend, yells and leaves, and I rush after him trying explain that I don't even like the ***** (the word I used) witch I really don't, and I was just drunk (which I was). I think he was right to be royally pissed.)
Still, I would like to see myself as a good friend. It can be a bit hard at times to keep that up

But as someone above me said, girls are the biggest hypocrites. I don't start to compare to them. Sorry girls, but that's the way a lot of you roll.

 

[RebelRising]

The Pope.

I second this.
And it's not just because I'm an athiest. I liked the old pope, he had a sort of Winnie the Pooh quality to him. But the new one just pisses me off.

Few people know this (the Church tries to keep it under wraps), but the Cardinals actually elect Popes based on their resemblance to treasured children's book characters.

 

[killerap85]

Right now i would say Yahtzee and the Escapist...

http://www.purepwnage.com/

http://forums.purepwnage.com/index.php?showtopic=81964

 

[Cap'n_Wakka_Wakka]

My brother.

I actually had a nightmare of his hypocricy.

 

[Graustein]

This guy I used to know (I'm not gonna call him a friend, cos he ain't) told me that my friend (who he was sortof dating) was pregnant, just for shits and giggles. I refused to rise to his bait and he admitted he was lying. Then he said that he'd never had sex with her (a lie) and that he didn't intend to (another lie).

Same person also claimed that Super Mario Galaxy had the best graphics out of any game ever.

He ALSO claimed that he could do this ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYlXIjMfWbE
Without an action replay

I got a million about this dude.