Biggest "Jerk" in any game

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TheDoctor455

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Bishop from Neverwinter Nights 2. Total prick. 'Course, that may be because he's pretty much everything that I am whenever I role play an evil SOB. So, I guess this could be a bit more along the lines of unpaid professional jealousy.
 

Metalix Knightmare

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Carth from KOTOR. Say what you will about Atton, at least every other word out of his mouth wasn't "My wife died, how can I trust you!?". For crying out loud Carth, I can understand it was a traumatic experience but could you talk about something ELSE already!?
 

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ForgottenPr0digy said:
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Thank you. I KNEW I wasn't the only one that thought "Man, this guy is a dick. Why can't I shoot him, that irony would be palatable."
 

JMeganSnow

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I'm going with Ambassador Udina from Mass Effect. I kept hoping my character would get to tell him off, but the best I could do was to not recommend him for a position on the council. If I'd been writing for the game, the resultant dialog would have been more along the lines of:

"YEAH! I nominated the Captain who punched you in the face! How do you like them apples, you self-righteous would-be thug?!"

Of course that probably would have gotten the nomination thrown out, so it's perhaps better that Commander Shepherd is a bit more restrained than yours truly.
 

Marv21

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3 Dog....that asshole expects you to put up a satellite up SO we can give you information about your father...I mean really if some kid is asking for directions to his house because hes lost you don't say..."alright but I got a chore for you,....bite the pillow, im going in dry"

I mean really! Thats why 3 dog is the biggest douche in any game!
 

Tattaglia

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Three Dog. After repeatedly asking him for the whereabouts of my father, he sends me on a damned sidequest to make sure his annoying voice is heard throughout the entire Capital Wasteland. Honestly, the first time I made my way into Downtown DC in search of the asshole (during which I battled an assortment of Super Mutants, Feral Ghouls and a Reddin-killing Behemoth) I shot him in the head with Ol' Painless.

"He he, I sure know how to pick 'em!" - His last words.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Ninja'd old school.
 

Graveking

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Marv21 said:
3 Dog....that asshole expects you to put up a satellite up SO we can give you information about your father...I mean really if some kid is asking for directions to his house because hes lost you don't say..."alright but I got a chore for you,....bite the pillow, im going in dry"

I mean really! Thats why 3 dog is the biggest douche in any game!
really he even knows super mutants are there what a dick
 

Marv21

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Graveking said:
Marv21 said:
3 Dog....that asshole expects you to put up a satellite up SO we can give you information about your father...I mean really if some kid is asking for directions to his house because hes lost you don't say..."alright but I got a chore for you,....bite the pillow, im going in dry"

I mean really! Thats why 3 dog is the biggest douche in any game!
really he even knows super mutants are there what a dick
YAH I Mean RLY!?!?

Here, you might die...but if you live and do my bidding...you may just see your dad again!

I don't think 3 dog has the right on the radio to critize you if you kill a few hookers I mean really! Your radio existence is based upon the sweat on my brow....learn your place or I will come over and kill you!
 

Barry93

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I can't make up my mind so...

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zaro27

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I'd say other people. I'm just trying to play a goddamn game of COD4. I don't want your shitty playing and accusations of cheating to turn the game to a complete fucking bitchfest.
 

GammaZord

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Kratos; I seriously hate playing as him. For most of the second game I thought he was a spiteful douche and hoped he would die halfway through so I could play as Raiden from MGS2.