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Wargamer

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Rico from Killzone 2. Dear god, I hate that guy!

Firstly, he's a gung-ho asshole. Alright the rest of the team are as well, so we can let that slide...

...but then we get to know him a bit more, and we get blindsided by the appalling stereotype. Whereas Cole from Gears of War goes down the "Token Black from the Football Team" road (admittedly with very enjoyable results), Rico has placed himself firmly in the "****** from the Hood" category. He's arrogant, ignorant, excessively violent, uses 'fuck' as a full stop, doesn't give a shit about his supposed 'friends' (even getting some of them killed then shrugging it off with a casual 'fuck you man, whatever') and of course fucks over the whole fucking planet for no reason more than he hadn't pissed anyone off in the last 30 seconds.

I am convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there are a group of White Supremacists out there who worked on Killzone 2 with the sole intention of making Rico so god-damn terrible that we instantly hate him, and with such intensity that he makes us hate all black people by extension. It really is the only explanation as to why they would ever have put such an unlikable character into a game, and then made us work alongside him for more than half of it.

I would rather play Evergrace all the way through, twice, than play a single level of Killzone which Rico features in.
 

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Dr magnusson in half life 2 episode 3, for the entire game he acts like a douche "oh you've saved the world twice but i still haven't forgiven you for some minor incident about a microwave back at black mesa"
 

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
I was going to go with Brucie (GTA VI), but I really liked his stereotypical nature and his one liners. Plus, I think Rockstar made him that way for the mere purpose of Comic Relief.
So.. anyone who tries to bargain their way out of dieing. It just makes me cringe.
Genetically superior man!
 

LockHeart

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JMeganSnow said:
I'm going with Ambassador Udina from Mass Effect. I kept hoping my character would get to tell him off, but the best I could do was to not recommend him for a position on the council. If I'd been writing for the game, the resultant dialog would have been more along the lines of:

"YEAH! I nominated the Captain who punched you in the face! How do you like them apples, you self-righteous would-be thug?!"

Of course that probably would have gotten the nomination thrown out, so it's perhaps better that Commander Shepherd is a bit more restrained than yours truly.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that!

Also, Squall from FFVIII is just annoying. Never has one JRPG character communicated so much through "...." Yes your best friend left you alone in an orphanage but if you weren't a clingy little brat and actually made some fucking friends then this wouldn't matter in the slightest!

AARRRRGGGGHHHH!
 

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Altaïr, Gotta push every civilian out of his way in order to go unnoticed. Or the guards in the holy land when you ride your horse: "Hey, That guy isn't going oddly slow and his head definately isn't bend down so that he can look at his crotch, Let's call him an assassin and try to kill him!"
 

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I can't remember his name, but the guy in Fallout 3 who carries the Kneecapper and is obsessed with the girl who loves Nuka-Cola pissed me off to no end. Until I killed him for his gun.
 

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Otis from Dead Rising.

"That wasn't very polite, you shouldn't cut people off when they're talking!"
"Oh, I'm so fucking sorry! I was just fighting zombies!"
 

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Wargamer said:
Rico from Killzone 2. Dear god, I hate that guy!

Firstly, he's a gung-ho asshole. Alright the rest of the team are as well, so we can let that slide...

...but then we get to know him a bit more, and we get blindsided by the appalling stereotype. Whereas Cole from Gears of War goes down the "Token Black from the Football Team" road (admittedly with very enjoyable results), Rico has placed himself firmly in the "****** from the Hood" category. He's arrogant, ignorant, excessively violent, uses 'fuck' as a full stop, doesn't give a shit about his supposed 'friends' (even getting some of them killed then shrugging it off with a casual 'fuck you man, whatever') and of course fucks over the whole fucking planet for no reason more than he hadn't pissed anyone off in the last 30 seconds.

I am convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there are a group of White Supremacists out there who worked on Killzone 2 with the sole intention of making Rico so god-damn terrible that we instantly hate him, and with such intensity that he makes us hate all black people by extension. It really is the only explanation as to why they would ever have put such an unlikable character into a game, and then made us work alongside him for more than half of it.

I would rather play Evergrace all the way through, twice, than play a single level of Killzone which Rico features in.
Yea,i hate Rico too,damn ************ got Garza killed.
Ricos not black by the way lol,he's Hispanic.
 

Wargamer

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Thrashblood said:
Wargamer said:
Rico from Killzone 2. Dear god, I hate that guy!

Firstly, he's a gung-ho asshole. Alright the rest of the team are as well, so we can let that slide...

...but then we get to know him a bit more, and we get blindsided by the appalling stereotype. Whereas Cole from Gears of War goes down the "Token Black from the Football Team" road (admittedly with very enjoyable results), Rico has placed himself firmly in the "****** from the Hood" category. He's arrogant, ignorant, excessively violent, uses 'fuck' as a full stop, doesn't give a shit about his supposed 'friends' (even getting some of them killed then shrugging it off with a casual 'fuck you man, whatever') and of course fucks over the whole fucking planet for no reason more than he hadn't pissed anyone off in the last 30 seconds.

I am convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there are a group of White Supremacists out there who worked on Killzone 2 with the sole intention of making Rico so god-damn terrible that we instantly hate him, and with such intensity that he makes us hate all black people by extension. It really is the only explanation as to why they would ever have put such an unlikable character into a game, and then made us work alongside him for more than half of it.

I would rather play Evergrace all the way through, twice, than play a single level of Killzone which Rico features in.
Yea,i hate Rico too,damn ************ got Garza killed.
Ricos not black by the way lol,he's Hispanic.
Really? It's so hard to tell in videogames, where skin-tones range from albino white to "has a tan".
 

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Pandalisk said:
Wesker for obvious reasons

oh and that basterd Navarro
WHAT! Wesker is epic! He's a zombie ninja, what more do you want? Oh and I'm gonna go with Fontaine from Bioshock but I didn't really think about it for long.
 

Rager82

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WHAT!? Noone named Sephiroth!?


I HATE HIM WITH A PASSION AND THE FACT THEY MADE HIM INTO SO SUPER BADASS WITH PICTURES/FANS MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM.

Man I wish I knew how to make a spoiler tag but anyway he took away my healer who had 4th limit and was badass and then he had the nerve to act like my tears was fake. DUDE I WAS CRYING IRL.
 

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The Guildmaster from Fable 1.

"Hero, your health is low!"

'I'm sorry! I hadn't fucking noticed that! Why don't you tell me again?!'

"Hero, your health is low!"