Biggest "Jerk" in any game

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Strafe Mcgee

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Marv21 said:
I mean really if some kid is asking for directions to his house because hes lost you don't say..."alright but I got a chore for you,....bite the pillow, im going in dry"
Ew. Just ew. Anyway, I agree with whoever said Tidus, undoubtedly the whiniest of all the Final Fantasy protagonists.
 

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ForgottenPr0digy said:
Reaver from fable 2
AGREED! HE'S SO... ENORMOUSLY... PRETENTIOUS... and his voice... and the fact that he finished off Lord Lucien when I wanted to OH so much... I wanted to hear him finish talking and then cut down the CURSED guy... but NO! REAVER goes and kills him for you! Grrrrrrr

Though the prick who headbutted your sister in the face at the start is always a contender...
 

Krakza

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If we're talking anyone?
- 50% of the online population of any game.

If we're talking game characters?
- Locust Kantus', I swear to god I was trapped in a doorway and he kept screaming at me before I could shotgun his face off :S Load Previous Checkpoint ftw.
 

sokka14

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i'd say ryder from GTA SA is pretty high up there. seriously, why didn't you kill the little fucker BEFORE he turned on the family?
 
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Since we're all of Fallout now Mayor MacReady that little brat thinking he could take me! I was on the verge of blasting his face half way across to the doctors office when I realise, "Oh I can't draw a weapon that's fuckin' freedom for ya!"
 

Azaradel

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Fandral Staghelm (the night elf archdruid and the greatest douche in warcraft history) - he yells at you if you're not a night elf, he yells at you if you're not a druid, he yells at you if you're a night elf and he yells at you if you're a druid. It's impossible to please the tosser.

Also; Any NPC I came across in Oblivion acted like an asshole toward me until I had persuaded them into liking me. Other races hated me for being a Dunmer and other Dunmer hated me for not being them.
 

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ObadiahBlack said:
ForgottenPr0digy said:
Reaver from fable 2
Thank you. I KNEW I wasn't the only one that thought "Man, this guy is a dick. Why can't I shoot him, that irony would be palatable."
I 2nd that! No one should be able to kill Barnum and get away with it. That's just wrong!
 

GonzoGamer

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Any sore winner with a headset.

These dbags can be way more annoying and shrill than any character dreamed up by designers; the only benefit to them is that you can disconnect from the server and never hear them again unlike GTA4 characters who keep calling you every time you turn on the game.
 

PeaceFistCreations

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That damn ***** in the beginning of Dead Rising. The old annoying lady who screeches in your face, "Wheres my dog!? WHERES My DOG!!?".
She sees the ugly little poodle right outside the barricade that is keeping thousands of zombies out of the mall.... so she starts ripping apart the barricade.
Two survivors, both men, try to stop her from getting everyone killed, but she throws them off, somehow.
She gets through the barricade, gets eaten alive before she can even reach her ugly dog who looks undead anyway, and then the zombies pour in, filling the mall, and essentially making life hell on earth for those trapped in the mall.

From the first time I saw her, I hated her. To me, she was like the combination of every typical, spoiled rotten, ungrateful, selfish, and retarded "fellow" Americans I see every day. But after she fucks up everything by wreaking the barricade for her stupid dog, she elevates herself to a whole new level, and became my most hated character in gaming history.

If her NPC was still alive after that cut-scene, the minute it switched to game-play, I'd beat it to death with a lead pipe. Every time I played that game and got to that part, I'd beat her again. Every birthday of mine, I'd wake up early, load that part of the game, and brutally murder her until she shuts up and dies.

I HATE HER, and she's such a jerk.
 

Krakza

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@ Peacefistcreations - Best. Rant. Evah. :p

I can't remember which Sims it was, but it was on the PS2 and at the start your mother bossed you about until you moved out. She says "Fix the tv, blahblahnagnag". What do I do? Select her and try to fix the tv, she gets electrocuted and whines at you. Repeat, because it seems to get funnier the more I do it.
 

experiment0789

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GonzoGamer said:
Any sore winner with a headset.
Yes, but Not only them.Also those that are so self confident that they will pick a verbal fight with a random guy on your team for no reason,that are just try to start a fight with some one on your team.