If I turned on my lamp, which would then short circuit, startling me and causing me to hit the bulb, breaking it and cutting my hand, at which point I get out of my bed to get a band-aid, and then when I get the band-aid I discover it's the last band-aid I have, so I wash my hands to prepare them for the band-aid, but then I drop the band-aid in the sink, forcing me to use a wet band-aid, at which point I walk back to my bed, and as I'm climbing in, the wet band-aid makes me lose my grip and fall half a foot to the ground, and then when I get up, I hit my head on the bottom of my bed, causing me to stumble away from my bed into my desk, making a pair of scissors fall to the ground, at which point I recover and go to bed, but I have a nightmare, so I wake up, then I get some nyquil, but when I'm drinking it I choke and fall on the scissors, which tear my shirt, so I get up and put my scissors back, then I sleep, but during the night a centipede crawls through the hole in my shirt, causing me to wake up and jump out of the bed because of fear, so I run through the house, frightened and dazed, but I trip and fall, spraining my ankle, so I try to pull myself up so I can get ice from the freezer for my leg, but I don't have any, so I just limp back to bed, at which point I trip and hit my head on my bed, knocking me out, but I wake up the next morning, so I decide to make some pancakes, but my cut gets infected because I tripped and got pancake batter in it, and die from that, then I would probably die. But that is a rather unlikely circumstance, so I can only leave this thread with a ridiculously long run-on sentence that misinterprets the meaning of the thread. Or I could spontaneously combust.
