Biggest threat to your life right now

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SL33TBL1ND

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Aby_Z said:
Me. Because I'm getting to playing with scissors again.

The damned sharp things hurt so good when they cut...
Knife play? Didn't know you were into that...

OT: Falling out of bed probably, fucking study-bunks.
 

ShadowsofHope

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dragonslayer32 said:
I have a mounted tv above my bed, it has been there for years. I also have 2 broad-swords above my bed.
Dear gods sir, you are pretty much setting yourself up for some freak accident.
 

dragonslayer32

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ShadowsofHope said:
dragonslayer32 said:
I have a mounted tv above my bed, it has been there for years. I also have 2 broad-swords above my bed.
Dear gods sir, you are pretty much setting yourself up for some freak accident.
I know lol, my girlfriend hates sleeping at my house...
 

The Bum

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Why the serial rapist clown living under my bed of course!


[sub]Save your selves[/sub]
 

UBERfionn

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I'm hungry and need to eat.
I'm also in bed and too lazy to get up.

This is the great struggle every student has to go through every day.
 

oppp7

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Some weird nervous system issue that's getting worse. I think it's cerebral palsy.
 

Serenegoose

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I'm pretty unfit, I guess, but I'm getting better. Alternately, some of the medicine I take ups the odds of me getting cancer, so there's that. Beyond that, there are thankfully few threats to my life right now.
 

GreyEarth

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Skyscraper building collapse.

Also, probably more realistic would be Candlejack.
Even though skyscraper building collapse is probably more rea...
 

willsham45

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The ferrets, rats and snakes...the floor, the roof, me, my girl friend...my toe nails...

The animals...you never know when they are going to turn...they it starts inercently enough, attacking feet at bed, a nibble when you feed them in the cage or throw them there dinner.

A number of pluming problems means the floors could be rotten and probally the same for the roof but less likly.

I am a clumsy man I will say it...so anything I use could kill me...walking up and down stairs, bathing, cooking, mopping...all possably things that could end my life.

for me girlfriend I refer to me.

I am not one who cares to much about grooming...my toe nails are no acception...but man those things are like knives...I cut myself with my toe nail once...I think it is trying to kill me...and it is too hard and thick to cut...ARRRR there is no stopping the toe :~s
 

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Kurokami

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AMMO Kid said:
What is the biggest threat your life right now? Did someone tell you that they just want to kill you? Is something hanging on the wall above your head? Is a tarantula making that itch on your arm right now? Share.
Well, apperantly I'm meant to watch out for the ground underneath my feat, huge earthquake a hundred years or something overdue.